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NorrisThePony


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Stuff I Upvoted 147 stories
  • Stuff I Upvoted 147 stories - 203 unread chapters Y'know that thumb thing? Yeah, I made it go green.
    Created by NorrisThePony
    - March, 2016
Found 143 stories in 151ms

Total Words: 1,813,748
Estimated Reading: 5 days

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  • Read It Later 163 stories I'll get to these one-day.


  • Best of My Favourites 22 stories Completed stories that I really, really like, above most others on this site. If I added your story here it probably means it resonated with me for a long time after I read it, or I suspect it will.


  • Favourites 231 stories - 360 unread chapters Favourites folder. Pretty self explanatory


  • Stuff I Upvoted 147 stories - 203 unread chapters Y'know that thumb thing? Yeah, I made it go green.


  • My Main Works 4 stories While not being explicit sequels, my novel-length stories follow a chronological pattern and reference eachother. Cyclosa is the earliest chronologically, followed by Angujaktuat, Dusk Falls, and finally Synthetic Bottled Sunlight.


  • Stories That I've Blogged About 16 stories Twice a week, I aim to shoot out a review blog featuring these stories.


  • fucking clown 4 stories In which I feel an author really fucked something up

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The Elements of Harmony: A force of good, who can do no harm, right?

Gravity must be thankful it's just a neutral force.

Alternate ending to S1E2. Written for the Tenth Bimonthly Twilestia Contest and as JKinsley's (late) birthday present.

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After a mysterious earthquake ravages Ponyville overnight, Fluttershy rushes to town in search of survivors. Her friends tell her to keep a safe distance, but once Fluttershy hears a weak voice calling for "help" from inside a deep, dark rift, she realizes that she can't leave.

A story commissioned by Lunarius.

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Princess Celestia had planned on taking a leisurely walk to the princess store, but the angry mob of humans had different plans. Plans involving a gatling gun. Plans that were totally ruined by the fact that ponies are immune to bullets.

Princess Celestia isn't angry about being shot 287 times.

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Picking up where One Wasted Evening left off, Twilight is forced to reveal to Celestia why such an important dinner was ruined.

*Written at Everfree Northwest 2016 in Seattle, WA

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Tonight, Celestia will talk to Shining Armor. With just one conversation, she needs to save Equestria.


A homage to Pearple Prose, written in her style. Cover art by LoloPan. Proofread by Queuefka Palazzo, Lucky Roll, Selbi, Mr Numbers, Magello, and Pearple Prose herself.

As seen on EQD and the RCL interview.

Reading by Illya Leonov.
Reading by VocalNoctis
Chinese translation by Dreams Set Free.

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Celestia has to realize that there aren't as many absolutes as she thought.


Contribute to the TVTropes page! Reading by Agent Fluffy! Reading of the old version by Lotus Moon! Recommended by PresentPerfect!

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She can't pay her taxes and her best friend is an ex convict who tried to destroy the fabric of time.

Trixie needs a fresh start.

There's gotta be worse places to start over than the fast food industry, right?

A collab with Seventh Heaven.
Proofread by MissyTheAngel

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Twilight Sparkle is seven years old, and she already knows a lot about the world. What she doesn't understand is her mother: Why does she work so hard when she could be home with her family? Her teacher, Princess Celestia, explains it as best she can.

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Sunset Shimmer learns to play guitar.


Author's note: Even though Sunny is crying in the picture this isn't a super-sad story. You shouldn't need any tissues. Contribute to the TVTropes page!

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Sometimes you just need to get away from it all. Luckily for the two royal sisters, they have just the place to do so. With this being the first time to be truly themselves since Luna's banishment and return, Luna herself is given some time to reflect on things.

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