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NorrisThePony


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  • Stuff I Upvoted 147 stories - 203 unread chapters Y'know that thumb thing? Yeah, I made it go green.
    Created by NorrisThePony
    - March, 2016
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As with every birthday, Lyra gets to ask for a special favor.

A silly take on the illustrated cover that I wrote during my lunch breaks.
Try not to take it too seriously.

Artwork by lumineko
Derpibooru 2051550

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First it was stealing Sunny's lantern. Then it was snatching up little baby dragon Sparky. Misty has just failed in not one, but two critical missions Opaline ordered of her. Though she had tried her absolute hardest, that didn't stop Opaline from really letting her have it—so much so that Misty begins to reflect on where she's at in life.


-A follow-up to the second-to-last scene in MYM ep.8, "Have You Seen This Dragon?"
-Unedited coverart pic found here!
-pre-read by Vertigo22, Megaskullmon and LyraAlluse
-edited by James Fire

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(Slight spoilers for Make Your Mark: Chapter 2, takes place after "Have You Seen This Dragon?".)

After being reunited with Sparky, Hitch is more determined than ever to find a reliable pony to be a designated dragonsitter for him. There's just one problem, he doesn't know who to turn to fill that role.

As Hitch contemplates his options, Sprout happens to show up hoping to have a talk with Hitch about his "community service". Seeing an opportunity to prove how useful he can be, Sprout offers to be Sparky's dragonsitter. And after some pleading, Hitch reluctantly agrees.

Unfortunately for Sprout, he has no idea what Sparky is capable of or how much of a hoofful he can be. Sprout will soon learn just how much trouble one baby dragon can be all by himself.

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They're just not here right now.


An audio reading by Midnight.
Highly Recommended by PresentPerfect.

”An everyday tragedy.”
Reviewfilly

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The Smiling Mare: a mysterious figure that has appeared in the works of Picture Pattern, Saddledor Dali, and even Andy Warhoof. But who is she? What does that smile hide?

Posey wishes to learn more about her and Izzy has a traditional unicorn ritual for this situation! It involves drugs. By entering a plane of higher consciousness, Posey reaches across time to meet the Smiling Mare, but will she like what she sees?


Written for May Pairings Contest 2022. The pair in question is Posey and Tree Hugger (non-romantic).

I'm not fully satisfied by this story, but I wanted to publish it before Make Your Mark came out and potentially contradicted how Posey is presented here. The story was conceptualized before we knew she would be a major character in that, but I did try to incorporate what we've seen in clips of her personality.

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The Mane 6 learn who Princess Skystar's father is. They weren't ready.

Written for TheSpookyVoidCaller for Jinglemas 2021

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Izzy pops a question that Sunny could never have seen coming.

Please extend Bicyclette kudos for the exquisite title.

❤️ For my Sunny ❤️

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Steps
by Mica

80-year-old Rarity keeps tripping on the steps.


This story won an honorable mention at the Iron Author Speedwriting Contest at Everfree Northwest. Contestants must write a full pony story within 2 hours, based on a bizarre prompt. This is my story as written for the contest, with only minor proofreading edits. Additional edits may be made once I have received feedback from the judges.

Thank you to all those who hosted the contest, and congratulations to the 1st-3rd place winners.

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Applejack is absolutely certain there's nothing in her farm, nothing at all.

(Audio reading by Lotus Moon!)

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Never enter the woods alone, for there are monsters there. They can look like anything, even another pony. And if you waver in Gaea's love, you will become one.

Winner of Ponychan /fic/'s April 2012 Write-Off!

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