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NorrisThePony


Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

Stuff I Upvoted 147 stories
  • Stuff I Upvoted 147 stories - 203 unread chapters Y'know that thumb thing? Yeah, I made it go green.
    Created by NorrisThePony
    - March, 2016
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Total Words: 1,813,748
Estimated Reading: 5 days

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  • Stuff I Upvoted 147 stories - 203 unread chapters Y'know that thumb thing? Yeah, I made it go green.


  • My Main Works 4 stories While not being explicit sequels, my novel-length stories follow a chronological pattern and reference eachother. Cyclosa is the earliest chronologically, followed by Angujaktuat, Dusk Falls, and finally Synthetic Bottled Sunlight.


  • Stories That I've Blogged About 16 stories Twice a week, I aim to shoot out a review blog featuring these stories.


  • fucking clown 4 stories In which I feel an author really fucked something up

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New York City's a good place for a pony to start over. There are plenty of opportunities available, such as pulling a carriage around Central Park. it's not that different from pulling a carriage in Equestria, after all.

Except for the regulations. So many regulations. The law is complicated, and it's not really set up for an Equestrian pony.


Pre-read by AlwaysDressesInStyle

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Golden Glass believed in perfection: perfect coiffure, perfect dressing, perfect day, perfect everything. And of all the things that he held to such an impossibly high standard, none surpassed his cup of tea – Black Canterlot Standard, four bags strong, a drop of milk, and some biscuits, to be precise.

All that changes when he meets Starry Night, a thestral mare whose wild mannerisms and unorthodox attitudes undoubtedly clash with his own ideals. As the two discuss and argue about the art of tea-drinking, Golden begins to learn that, sometimes, it's not about the perfection and standard that counts, but the heart that goes into it.

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Cover art is by Chirpy-Chi on Deviantart.

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Most Earth ponies know how to cook familiar foods, but what to do when they face the baffling array of frozen foods in a grocery store on Earth?

Candy Apples has that problem and reasons that other ponies would, as well. So why not start a cooking channel to help ponies and anybody else who wants to watch?

Her channel is more of a success than she could have ever imagined.


Why isn't there a tag for Candy Apples? She's the background mare you should be thinking about.

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I wasn't worried. I wasn't worried about anything specifically, I certainly wasn't worried about this. But it's okay. Accidents happen. Things can be fixed. Just wait. No matter how wrong it feels. No matter what's happening. Everything will be okay. Stay calm. It's all under control.


An entry into the 2nd A Thousand Words contest, under the "Horror" category.

Title and suggestions courtesy of Reviewfilly.

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A short existential horror. Apple Bloom accidentally time travels a fraction of a second into the past, and realises she's the only one there. The world continues on around her, yet she's not in it.

The present is an infinitely thin span of time bordered by endless past and future. Everyone you know and love balances on that line. What if you fell off?


Written to be exactly 1000 words for the 1000 word contest (Horror).

Cover image made by me. Special thanks to SpoonierThanThou and Steady Gaze for pre-reading!

Featured 22/06/23 - 24/06/23. Fanfic reading. Translations: Ukrainian

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Spark Bug, a steampunky earth pony mechanic, attempts to salvage her machines from a house facing imminent flooding, in a world that won't stop raining. During this time, she forms a bond with her creations. Out here, it's just Spark Bug, her machines, and the rain.


My first fanfic, and first creative writing project - be gentle!

This fic is made to accompany an as-of-yet unreleased fic a friend of mine is writing, also featuring my OC. Cover art is my own.

This is meant to be a short one-shot character exploration, to flesh out things to come. Story features no dialog or any other characters. Rated teen for implied death.

Translations: Ukrainian

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Shining has grown old and his time has come. Now on his deathbed, he shares his last moments with his sister.


Audiobook available! Link

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Ever since anon came to Equestria, he's been a magnet for all sorts of strange half pony creatures and other oddities. Fortunately, they've all been surprisingly nice and friendly.

This is one such encounter.

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Written as a gift for Badumsquish, owner and creator of all the creatures depicted herein, because he's super awesome and because Kalianne is my first and only waifu. The creatures shown here are only the tip of the iceberg; go check out his stuff and see for yourself how insane it all gets! But you may want to keep your filters on when you do...

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Lives are controlled. Communication is monitored. Anything deemed improper is censored. If you want to send messages in private, you need to do it physically, with couriers known as Runners.

Rainbow Dash is a Runner. It's not the greatest job, but it's for a good cause.

The government is hunting Runners. If they think you're carrying information they don't want you carrying, they'll come after you with everything they've got. They have nigh-limitless resources at their disposal: enforcers, vehicles, surveillance. Your life will be on the line until you submit. They will find you and they will hunt you down, and your only defense will be your wits and your ability to run.

Now it's the greatest job.


An experiment in atmosphere, entered in the Science Fiction Contest II because it inspired me to finish it. A thematic crossover with Mirror's Edge; no non-pony knowledge required.

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