You're a letter-sorting unicorn who works at the same post office as Ditzy Doo. Sure, you're both good buddies, but a small part of you wonders if you could be something more. One day, Ditzy gives you a gift...

Derpy has been summoned to Canterlot by Princess Celestia. She has been fitted with the ceremonial armour of the Royal Guard, and has been brought to a courthouse. The princess has asked her to speak of an event in her past that she has no memory of. An event that changed her life and altered her personality. She just has to keep reminding herself that "most days are pretty good."

Derpy is a special pony, as any resident of Ponyville will attest to. Most say an accident with a thundercloud scrambled her brains, but she knows otherwise: It opened her mind.

Image is by IocainePower (Not IocainePowder?) on DeviantArt, used with permission

Every child has a moment when they must come face to face with fear. It is a moment predicated in growth and exemplifying growing up. It is a moment that can define a childhood, for good or ill.

For Dinky Hooves, that moment has come.

Winning entry of the January 2013 Writeoff, "The First Time".

A standalone story of the Whiskverse!

Approved by Twilight's Library!

Now in Chinese! (Google translated and read by me!)

A lone changeling begins to question the invasion of Canterlot. However only by meeting a certain pony will the monster make an important discovery.

*Edit: Chapters 1-4 have been updated with the rewrites Also I changed the rating to teen due to the use of harsh langue* Derpy struggles with insecurity as she tries to figure out the best way to let Twilight know about her feelings. But things are not what they seem as She has to battle with another Pony for her crushes affection. Will Derpy succeed? Or will she be left heart broken. Only time will tell.

Thank you to The Derpy Divison for being the first person to help me out with proofreading and editing. Also if it wasn't for them the story wouldn't be in the shape its in now so a BIG thank's for help on the overhaul of it and livinthelife for helping me out with Proof reading and editing when I was in a bind editor wise. Thank you guys, both of you, sorry I haven't given you guys credit earlier

After a dorm room mix-up, Derpy, Lyra, and Octavia find themselves living together for one month at Princess Luna's Academy for the Fine Arts. Chance of survival? 1 percent. Insanity's taken the other 99.

My novel for NaPoWriMo 2014. My own chance of survival? -30%. Insanity's already won.

Cover art: "Oh Derpy XD" submitted by Metallica1147 on Fanpop

Derpy attempts suicide, and she is found by Pinkie Pie, who secretly loves her.

Derpy Hooves or Bright Eyes or Ditzy Doo or even Unnamed Grey Pegasus With Bubbles on Her Butt meets her one and only true love at a cafe in the middle of Ponyville. Saying more would ruin the surprise! And yes, this was on EQD!

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Dramatic Reading: Derpy's Lover
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Derpy spends too much time in fanon being a tragic character, and deserves to be happy. This is a story about a recent addition to Ponyville who falls for the wall-eyed pegasus. After some setbacks, he eventually manages to keep his hoof out of his mouth for long enough to do something about it, and grow closer to Derpy and her daughter.

Apologies to anyone who prefers to call her Ditzy. Derpy is the name I prefer... but no hard feelings I hope?

Cover art by the wonderful Scruffy.