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I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!


You're a letter-sorting unicorn who works at the same post office as Ditzy Doo. Sure, you're both good buddies, but a small part of you wonders if you could be something more. One day, Ditzy gives you a gift...

Chapters (6)
Comments ( 299 )

Wow, this is really good, Mr. Crowley.
(Unintentional Ozzy Osbourne pun)

PS: Dinky is best pony!

Loving your writing style. Here, have my stars :D

Anyway, one question though:
I'm not sure if I misread, but is Sharpquill's full name Sharpquill Mare? Doesn't mare refer to females only? He must've had a pretty awkward childhood being called Sharpquill Lady :/

125719 It's like real life, it's hilarious to have as a name, but possible. I once knew a guy who's FIRST name was lady. good times, good times. :rainbowlaugh:

Is the other guy from another one of your stories? which one?

The fluttershy one?

Well that just cheered up my whole day! :pinkiehappy: (And it was very well written, too:twilightsmile:)

like it so far...and love the pictures:rainbowwild:

you're unique, i love your fics! MOAR :flutterrage:

Yes, he's related to Mayor Mare, hence why he feels a sense of entitlement.
Yes, that very fic!

Why is it that you're the only author I've seen who constantly includes pictures in their stories?
But anyway, this is looking good so far!

HAY! So you decided to put this in Fimfic? XD Awesome! I remember this story! It's a good one!

Listening to The Travelling Man by Chameleon Circuit during the bit where they kiss made me d'awww. I felt all warm inside.

I love it. One of the best, if shortest, fics I've ever read.

Short and sweet, that's how I make 'em! :ajsmug:

writers should take example on you and put illustrationsin their fics.

Mk. Not gonna lie. I screamed and flailed my arms on that second chapter like a total maniac. Hehe.
That said, while this fic was slightly predictable, my gushing heart would like to protest otherwise. Just when I thought I'd read it all this guy goes and starts using character portraits in the middle of their fic! It's awfully simple yet ingenious if you ask me. Anyways, I love this fic to death, and hope you continue to write more! More Derpy to be specific!

*clap clap clap clap clap clap clap* AMAZING CROWLEY! :yay::pinkiegasp:
Haha, I always enjoy your stories, and it was nice to finally find out why that roommate had a black eye :rainbowlaugh:

This is the best shipping fic ive ever read and the only one that has to do with ACTUAL SHIPPING:rainbowlaugh:

The... Cuteness...! It's too much...! My adorability processors are going haywire...!! NGAAAAH!

friendship is magic, and muffins are valued trade goods :pinkiehappy:

it needs to be longer, the ending wasnt satisfying enough

A minute or two quietly passes as you eat and talk together < i always talk quietly shhh don't tell anypony :derpytongue2:

also... i know love and tolerance is our battle cry of sorts... but sometimes (as in this chapter) i think the following applies:

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good ponies do nothing." ~Edmund Burke


I'm really curious if you're going to do Applejack, and when... :ajsmug:

Hi again, Neko!
Yeah, this is a fic I did a good while back, I just wanted to update it and put in on here. The one I'm working on right now is the Spa Twins fic, and after that the Applejack one. Then I'm thinking Zecora, but I'll hold a vote to see what everyone else thinks.

nicely done once again :twilightsmile:

looking forward to the next one

oh, and to quote "you"

.... “Don’t ask.” :rainbowwild: love it


He's related to Mayor Mare. Get it? Last name is Mare?

... DAMN YOU CROWLEY! You've caused me to have so many fetishes... HOW DO YOU DO IT?

You're right about my wall-eyed thing now...
... But you also gave me a Rainbow Dash fetish...
... So now I need a wall-eyed Rainbow Dash and my life is COMPLETE!

Mr. Crowley! What have they done to your mind?

Also, cool

I lost it at "Cutie Mark Crusaders Independent Traders !" :pinkiegasp: Now my coworkers know I'm not really working right now... :twilightsheepish:

This is just as great as your Rainbow Dash fiction. I really appreciate the time you put into this and look forward to more short, precise 2nd person fics like this. :twilightsmile:

Congrats on getting another fic on the Featured Bar!

I believe that puts us at 2-1. Looks like I need to get back to work on my fic. :rainbowwild:

The amounts cuteness. I can feel it amassing on us.:derpytongue2:

Actually, 3-1 I'm afraid; My Fluttershy fic was on there too for like half an hour when it first went up, although it was quickly replaced. I've been keeping my eye on the Popular Stories bar more - it's been REALLY close to My Little Dashie on some occasions! :derpytongue2:

Sneaky bastard...:trixieshiftleft:

You certainly deserve all the readers, though. It's a wonderful fic and quite possibly the best characterization of Ditzy Doo in the entire fandom.

Words cannot describe how much that means to me, pal. I really hope everyone else enjoys it as much as you and the SFG crew! :pinkiehappy:

Hmm, telling the story not in the first person or third person, but second person point of view? As if I'm relating the story to the pony that experienced it. A unique writing style for sure, doesn't quite make sense to me but you pulled it off well.

I will remember this fic for quite a while.

Wow that was something.

Oh the suspense!

Rating: 4.5 stars
I was unsure of whether to check this out, despite it being featured. However, I'm excited to say I read this and can now say, "this is one of those few really well done 2nd person fanfictions that make your heart flutter while giving you a hearty laugh." It has the simple-to-understand beginning and then the clean cut conclusion that makes these narratives enjoyable. Sometimes, a reader doesn't need a tremendous backstory and you did JUST that exceedingly well. And then you took us for one heck of a ride. In the words of the almighty internet, "All of my money, take it."

It always fascinates me on how many different ways people (ponies?) portray our favorite mailmare, but this one in particular shall be stuck in my mind for the foreseeable future. For that, you have my thanks. The only reason I didn't give this a 5 star is because I'm a horrible person (pony?) who dislikes pictures (unless absolutely necessary) being integrated. It's a nitpicky thing :duck: In fact, if I could, I would give this a 4.9 instead of deducting a whole .4 more stars. Alas, I cannot. All in all, amazing work. You've earned yourself a follower.


Such an adorable story! <3 loved it, so heart felt.:heart:

this totally needs another chapter! :pinkiehappy: the ending just left me hanging like :pinkiegasp: i would love to see another chapter to this :rainbowkiss:...or 2:moustache: 5 stars all the way! :twilightsheepish: and as always, take all my money

Listening to Good life (one republic) during this puts the cutness meter at OVER 9000

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