Celestia just wants to experience one last part of normal pony life. Discord doesn't understand it, but he's willing to go with it.

A short little thing I wrote for Akataja for Jinglemas 2022

This story is a sequel to The Painter

Collab Writer MadDonut
Cover Artist PillowRabbit

A few days ago my living room needed to be painted.

I really didn’t feel like painting.

Fortunately Fresh Coat, one of the nicest, most beautiful and attractive mares I have ever met, was more than willing to help me out while simultaneously throwing us into a whirlwind of love, pain, and confusion along the way brought on by my pitiful attempts at a one night stand.

I ain’t exactly the… swooziest lover with the slickest tongue if you know what I’m saying...

Chapters will be Published every other week but for those of you who don't want to wait forever Chapter One and Chapter Six are the most corrected ones so far. So for those of you who just want the smut then have at it.

Your living room needs to be painted.

You really don't feel like painting.

Fortunately, Fresh Coat, the local painter mare, is more than willing to help you out - with more than just painting.

'Teen' rating for sexual innuendos and -you guessed it- plot.

Credit for the cover goes to Weasselk.

Also check out this awesome digitalized version of the cover done by MadDonut.

First time writing 2nd Person and lewd. Please be gentle.

Twilight is doing an experiment, Spike is doing his chores. Everything is perfectly normal and completely fine in the Golden Oak Library...until Chrysalis drops in for a 'visit'.
Art by Conicer. (This was written with no clue that the picture was made for a different story.)
http://conicer.deviantart.com/art/Exchangeling-Perspectives-326884151

Glenda is Stygian's biggest fan in Griffonstone. (Not that there was much competition.)

Set a year or two after Twilight's Coronation and many years before the finale episode. Contains no S9 spoilers.

Note: M-rated sequel, "Beaks and Talons," available here.

Glenda is from the wonderful comic "The Convocation of the Creatures."

Winner of "Most well-written story" in the May Pairings Contest 2021.

Every single sentence this author wrote made the story come to life in a BIG way! I didn't once feel like I was reading a story. I felt like I was experiencing it, like I was right there, in the characters' shoes, feeling what they were feeling, seeing what they were seeing. It also helped me to get a better understanding of each character and love them on a deeper level. For example, let's take one paragraph from the story:
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This kind of vivid imagery is found throughout the entire story, and the characters' voices help bring out their personality in meaningful ways that help you bond with them, to learn to love them beyond what the comics or cartoon give you. This was a no-brainer as the most well-written story in the contest.

Big thanks to Aragón for help with story structure, Wolfjack for trout en papillote, and  Steel Quill, Krack-Fic Kai, Sledge115, and Nitro Indigo for prereading.

Cover art via commission with Harwick. I love it and it is far better than I ever envisioned or deserved. 

Atom Bit cools off after an intense fight with her big sister.

This story was as a quick one-shot done for REDXBACON. Atom Bit and Pixel Bite belong to her; credit for the cover goes to her as well.

For a mare of Rarity's calibre, chances to relax are few and far between. Business, clients, and her boutiques in Ponyville, Canterlot, and Manehattan must always come first.

However, when a new, bold, and daring client walks through her door, she might find a long overdue chance to unwind. Drawn in like a moth to the flame, how could she possibly resist?

After all, even a lady must be allowed to indulge once in a while.

Preread by Jondor and Monochromatic.

Art and illustrations by Rossby Waves.

A birthday present for Carapace.

Every time he asks, she refuses - yet she will forever love him, until the stars refuse to sparkle and the sun will no longer shine. How can that be? If she loved him as much as she said, wouldn't she marry him?

...well, perhaps Celestia has a new student in an entirely different lesson.

It seems that Discord will need to learn how to love again.

Chewy loves her mother with all her heart, but how can she stand out from the dozens of other love-hungry nymphs? By being the cutest of them all, of course!

Story set after Chrysalis was run out of her former hive.
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It's a nice, sunny day, and Derpy's out on a date with the dessert she's just ordered. Derpy's into some pretty weird things.