Limestone, Maud, and Marble Pie are sisters. Everypony knows that. What catches ponies off guard, however, is the fact that bouncy, loud, and boisterous Pinkie is also a Pie sister. But appearances can be deceiving, and sometimes, family bonds run deeper than first impressions can allow.

Holder's Boulder.

It's brought the Pie family good luck for generations.

It's one of the core features of their rock farm.

It's Limestone Pie's personal favorite.

It's also egg shaped and came from a dragon's nest...

Coverart by mrcurlystyles

In order to survive in Manehatten, sometimes you gotta take extreme measures - a lesson Limestone Pie is about to learn in her new job.

Set during the events of Lemons.

A third-person narrative that loosely follows the citrus-flavored machinations originating from the grump of four sisters born on a rock farm.

A small family shrine on the Pie family rock farm is shifted around by a few rats. The resulting problem creates a lot of confusion.

The four marbles are out of place and the Pie sisters ultimately suddenly have new views on life.

(No this is not a crossover of any kind.)

The Rainboom happens as it should, and a few certain fillies earn their cutie marks because of it. Except little Pinkamena Diane Pie, who went inside before she could witness it. Thus, she never left the rock farm.

That meant she wasn't in Ponyville to throw that party that inspired a runaway colt named Cheese Sandwich.

However, the two end up meeting in adulthood, and the broke wanderer Cheese takes a job at the rock farm, and works alongside the grumpy Pinkamena and her family.

My take on an AU, created upon realizing that Cheese Sandwich was indirectly affected by the Sonic Rainboom. And in case you're wondering, the whole eternal night thing goes the same way as the show (except a different mare--whoever you imagine--wields the Element of Laughter).

100% approved and has been featured by Twilight's Library! (6/2/14--6/9/14)
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Cover art by me.

A/N: now with voice reading by "TheCaptainSand". Listen to his wonderfully dulcet british tones and his hilarious Applejack impression here. Thanks again, Cap!

Due to slightly contrived circumstances, Maud Pie becomes Equestria's fifth, newest (*cough* best *cough*) alicorn princess. Inducted, she will face the most dangerous, diabolical threat anypony has ever devised:

The legal system.

Will she be as stoic as ever? Will she be able to handle the crushing paperwork? Will Pinkie get to plan her coronation party?! Only one thing is for certain:

Rocks.

Many, many rocks.

Oh, and an attempted assassination and eventual plot to take over the world as we know it.

But mostly rocks.

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Just a little something I came up with. I apologize if it has errors, i haven't had much time to edit. I did fix it up as best as I could, though.

Hope you laugh! (If not, I apologize. Maud comedy is kind of hard to write, considering that... y'know. She's Maud.)

EDIT: Featured 10/9! My second featured story, and it only took me 8 months to do it! WOO-HOO!

EDIT 2: Holy crap. as of 10/21, my story is so popular that is in the realm of being in the featured box every time it gets updated. Can't thank you guys enough, cliche as it sounds.

Twilight has been dealing with increasing bouts of boredom and the cutie map is not helping. In order to alleviate the nagging dullness that has become of her princess-hood she decided to go out for a walk.

Something she'd regret on count of Pinkie and one of her sisters getting into a fight that challenges Twilight's sanity.

Just something random I wrote on a whim.

It was on a whim that Marble Pie had accepted the invitation for the offline meeting of the My Little Birdie fanclub. A stupid, reckless and possibly insane whim, but accept it she did.
And now, as she prepares herself in front of her bedroom mirror, she hopes and prays that things will go according to plan.

Limestone Pie is known throughout the Pie family as a bitter mare who is very protective over the family rock farm. Well, her rock farm, according to the mare herself.

Though, Limestone wasn't always like this. She used to be a sweet, forgiving young mare who always loved to meet new ponies. That is, before the unthinkable happened.