When your daughter dresses in all black, talks to changelings and tells you that life is meaningless, you know she became an irredeemable villain.
She must be killed. Shining Armor knows it.
Cadance says it's just a phase, but he knows.
It's definitely not a phase.

Made for the Shining Armor is a Terrible Dad contest. Couldn't resist writing about that big dumb unicorn.
Cover by emmaneiac.
Featured from 15/03/2024 to 19/03/2023. Thank you.

In the summer of Equestrian naval piracy, a swashbuckling captain named Rarity gets a strange visit from a mare claiming to be from the future. She also claims to be more fashionable than captain Rarity, which obviously can't be true. Swordfights ensue.

A gift for the ever-excellent Keybounce, given as part of the Quills and Sofas Hearth's Warming fic share.

The purpose of Friendship? It eluded Dusk Shine during his time at Crystal Prep. The Friendship Games allowed him a chance due to Cinch convincing him to join but at a devil's bargain. Everything for CPA's reputation. Now what will Dusk Shine learn? Does he gain something? Or will he lost a part of himself to becoming something different? Who will help or corrupt him?

This is my personal touch on The Friendship Games with head canons, OCs and characterization for several characters. Some characters need it.

The tags of the story will be subjected to change as the story develops. Plus I'm putting some tags in advance just to be safe since this is my first time posting on this site.

Enjoy

When an ancient evil threatens the peace of her kingdom, it's up to Princess-Knight Zirconia Diadem XVI and her faithful court wizard Argenta Runeladle to drive it back. It won't be easy, but they've got heart.

If only they had experience to match...

This story follows Spike Pendragon, a young boy from a large village, who dreams of becoming a legendary hero of Canterlot. But his dream is about to come true as he forms a dysfunctional adventuring party with a group of seven hot girls on a quest to find and defeat an evil king who plots to conquer the world with eternal darkness.

Made in honor of the ‘Whispers of the Old Gods’ set leaving Hearthstone’s Standard Mode. Goodbye, C’Thun, you were essential for a newbie like me claming so many wins.

Our heroines try, and fail, to stop a cult named Twilight’s Hammer from resurrecting an unfathomably powerful creature from beneath the very earth. With anypony that could stop them captured and defeated they can only watch helplessly as it rises from its sleep to bring doom to all...

Turns out, it really just wants a snooze button.

This stupid thing got featured!? HOW!? And on Friday the 13th, no less...

Please leave a message after the [squee]!

This was written for the Quills and Sofas Speedwriting Group's "Write Something Terrible" Panic (though I did not, in fact, write terrible things.) We're on Discord here if you'd like to join us!

Starlight Glimmer runs out of coffee.

Equestria may never recover.

Pre-read by Daemon of Decay.

This story is a sequel to A Fate Worse Than Tartarus

Featured July 27, 2020

In another world, Cozy Glow triumphed. In another world Cozy Glow was able to gain the power of chaos and the alicorns, defeat the forces of Equestria, betray her allies, and seal them all in Tartarus

Now the Empress rules over the Magical Super Duper Kingdom of Cozyland. She claims to have united all of the creatures of the world in friendship. In reality, she has oppressed them equally under her iron hoof.

To Cozy, it appears that nothing can stop her now.

Until she faces a challenge that she never planned for: her mother.

Her mother is excited about her filly's new career, and the middle-aged mare plans to make her the best empress ever, kicking and screaming.

Another AU of the series finale. This is a separate continuity from "Never Break A Promise To Your Mom."

~~~You asked, you receive. Bonus chapter up~~~

Twilight has successfully created fake government jobs to help her terminally broke friends be less, uh, terminally broke. All they have to do is pass a simple little background check, just an easy little formality really. Should be no problem for these national heroes, right?

Right?

Well....

I guess the constituent parts of the cover art might be property of the federal gubbermint, but, honestly, I feel like I've spent enough on ATF tax stamps to make me stealing their crisp PNGs an equal exchange.