In the summer of Equestrian naval piracy, a swashbuckling captain named Rarity gets a strange visit from a mare claiming to be from the future. She also claims to be more fashionable than captain Rarity, which obviously can't be true. Swordfights ensue.

A gift for the ever-excellent Keybounce, given as part of the Quills and Sofas Hearth's Warming fic share.