Starlight Glimmer runs out of coffee.
Equestria may never recover.
Pre-read by Daemon of Decay.
Starlight Glimmer runs out of coffee.
Equestria may never recover.
Pre-read by Daemon of Decay.
This is satire.
Synopsis:
Celestia is dead. Mistakes were made.
Contains: blood, naughty words.
Cover art is Friar Pedro Shoots El Maragato as His Horse Runs Off by Francisco José de Goya y Lucientes and badly edited by me.
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During her time-looping battle with Starlight Glimmer, Twilight tries desperately to get the filly Rainbow Dash to do the Sonic Rainboom. However, one of her attempts is interrupted by something nopony expected.
(Seriously, don't take this seriously. I wrote this as a joke.)
Rainbow Dash is well known about being a competitive pegasus. She is an amazing atheletic mare who can accomplish anything. Well, almost anything. She wants to have a competition about rock related challenges. What not a better pony to challenge than Pinkie Pie's sister, Maud Pie. Rainbow knows that Maud is a rock expert, but she couldn't possibly be good at actually doing stuff with rocks, right? There's only one way to find out. In order to be the best, you have to beat the best.
But will there come a time where Rainbow will struggle? Is Maud a lot more talented with rocks than she expected? Is Maud really the rock expert?
~~~You asked, you receive. Bonus chapter up~~~
Twilight has successfully created fake government jobs to help her terminally broke friends be less, uh, terminally broke. All they have to do is pass a simple little background check, just an easy little formality really. Should be no problem for these national heroes, right?
Right?
Well....
I guess the constituent parts of the cover art might be property of the federal gubbermint, but, honestly, I feel like I've spent enough on ATF tax stamps to make me stealing their crisp PNGs an equal exchange.
Henry Stickmin, he's escaped prison, stolen a priceless diamond, infiltrated the airship of world-class thieves, broke out of The Wall and was on his way to putting his name in the history books.
One too many fails led to him breaking his most infamous gadget, the Teleporter, and now he's... Definitely not on Earth anymore, that's for sure. Maybe he can still make bank even in this new land of magical ponies?
A choose-your-own adventure inspired by The Henry Stickmin Collection and the first story in the Henry Stickmin Equestrian Collection.
Featured on 14.11.2020!
Oh. My. Goodness it got featured, I've never had any of my stories hit the feature box. Thank you everyone who took the time to read, favorite, upvote, or comment!
A priceless painting has been stolen from the royal palace, and it'll take Canterlot's finest to retrieve it and bring the thief to justice.
Unfortunately, Prince Blueblood's on the case.
Cover art from the gallery of 90Sigma. Proofread by Infernus Noctis and MrNumbers.
Twilight raps through an Argument with Rainbow Dash, things turn out fine.
A kirin from a secluded village made the decision that changes his life. With this first step he sets out for an adventure that would be his very own origin story. But as fate has written, he will meet an extraordinary creature with an unknown past.
This is how it all began. How a lone kirin was destined to meet a changeling.
This story is a prequel to Kirin And Changeling: The Firefly
Twilight has a secret. For the past few weeks she's been working on a romantic novel of the mature variety. As her magnum opus, Twilight plans for it to change the world of erotic fiction forever! Or at least it might do, if Twilight had the writing skills to back it up.
Rated T for Teen.