Henry Stickmin broke the teleporter, next thing he knows he's in a castle who-knows-where with talking equines. A choose-your-own adventure Henry Stickmin crossover fanfiction.
Henry balanced himself on top of the banister, braced himself and jumped off. His shoes gripped the railing, sparks flying as he grinded down it, he flew off the end.
Henry's been through so many windows I don't think one more would kill him
This was the funniest one so far
Who does he think he is? Sonic the hedgehog?
Unique fails: 6
That is going to be 5.
'You're dead son'
Fails: 5