Henry squared himself up for a charge. He ran towards the edge of stairs, tripped on the carpet, and tumbled down the staircase to land in a dazed heap in front of the guards, the crown lazily landing on the ground next to him.
FAIL
At least you didn't break your neck this time.
Aw, I was expecting something more akin to this:
I told you man. I TOLD you about the stairs! Unique fails: 5
That's a solid 4.
Ouch.