In the midst of Order 66, Jedi Knight Kaleb Taymar is transported to Equestria. Starting a new life, he finds friendship and solace with the Main 6. However, the Force has awakened in Equestria, and their lives will never be the same.

PLEASE LOOK BEFORE READING: The tag for suicide only applies to chapter 9. There is no attempt shown on the page but suicidal thoughts are referenced a few times.

Chapter 2 and onward edited by Mine Menace

💩 and 😒 are accidentally transported into the My Little Pony app. Will they be trapped there forever, or will they make it back to the Messenger app in time for The Emoji Movie, in theaters July 28, 2017?

...I'm sorry lol

Twilight's power, along with that of Celestia, Luna, and Cadance, has been claimed by Tirek. Drunk on power, the demon-centaur is unleashing destruction upon Equestria, his reign of terror just beginning.

But there is hope. A crystalline chest, a gift from the Tree of Harmony, able to be opened by six keys. Keys which Twilight has now claimed the last of. All they can do is hope, hope that whatever is contained inside the chest is enough to stop Tirek.

And then something goes wrong ...

Note: This story is in no way connected with my other fanfics. It's very much a one-off in good fun.

Professing your feelings is a moment of fragility. The way your crush responds is the difference between pure joy, mild disappointment, or soul crushing pain.

These stories emphasize the latter of those three.

An Archive of Shorts. Happy Valentines Day.

A filly Twilight Sparkle forgot to bring a book to read on the train, and now faces a horribly boring afternoon...

Or, she does until she notices another filly reading. Surely she can sneak a peek, right?

As the leader of the Changelings, it's important to Thorax that he has allies within Equestria.

And which better place than the Crystal Empire itself? Where he was first accepted and allowed to roam freely within the land.

All he'd like is for his subjects to be able to rely on the Crystal Empire for friendship and love.

Unfortunately for him, his meeting with Princess Flurry Heart on the matter quickly spins into something a lot less professional then he had initially expected.

Author Notes:
Taken place several years after the current show-time. When Princess Flurry Heart is old enough to handle the bigger meetings regarding the Empire.
Please disregard obvious disbelief suspensions when reading. This story was not written from the show's point of view, meaning there will be minor plot adjustments made for the purpose of the storyline.

Cover art by NorthernLights8.

Spitfire, Soarin and Fleetfoot have been through everything together. But what happens if one leaves the journey, earlier than anyone expected? And what does Rainbow Dash have to do with it? Short poems told by 4 ponies' perspectives. Contains minor SoarinFire shipping.

Image for this story was drawn by a friend of mine, her name's not stated cuz she doesn't want it to be. Also inspired by StrachAttack on DeviantArt

You're the newest human in Equestria, and you're the guest of honor in the castle while the Princesses figure out a way to get you back to earth. One night, while out looking at the stars, Princess Luna comes to pay you a visit. HiE Fluff One-shot.

While at Rainbow Dash's house, Fluttershy sits around waiting for her and Rainbow to go to Cloudsdale. Rainbow Dash was initially thinking of what could a been the start to a good day only to have met quite a surprise.

A/N: A little story I wrote up yesterday. Turned out a lot shorter than I had expected.

This is your typical, stereotypical HIE story exposing all the HIE stereotypes, but like, compressed and crammed into one short chapter, making the pacing extremely awkward and fast. Yeah that's pretty much it.

*Disclaimer, I don't hate HIE stories, I actually love them. Don't sue me. Also, I'm so sorry for this.*

Big thanks to Flutterpriest for the narration! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z_Tb9JOfjQ!

This got featured on 9-26-2016... Why? I have no clue, but thanks!