Fear and Desperation does not mix very well, specially with a creature of unknown force.
In this short story, Chrysalis will learn the lesson about wishes, as they say:

"Be Careful what you wish for. You might just get it."

Equestria has been saved, and the space pirate menace is no more. Now all that is left for Samus is to wait for the federation diplomats, and enjoy her impromptu vacation. Provided no one touches her helmet.

What if Rainbow Dash had been present when Discord gave the Mane Cast their first shot at him? How could things have gone different? How could this have changed things?How could this have changed Twilight?

Update Schedule Below the Break.
Now with the super editor FredMSloniker!
Now with a wonderful cover image by Conicer!
Also - Awesome Fanart - http://nyuuchandiannepie.deviantart.com/art/Discolight-273099814

Update Plans
December 11 - Edited versions of first four chapters
December 14 - Chapter 5
Future updates at least 1 time per week.
Total Planned Chapters - 12

There's a new amusement park near Canterlot, catering the nobility, the rich, and the elite.

This is nothing new. Canterlot is the city of the wealthy and the gullible, two things that draw entertainers and con men like flies to honey. The Golden Beach is different though. The owners of the park somehow managed to turn a worthless spigot of land into an artificial inland sea with a tropical island attached, with a regular old assortment of rides on the borders and the outskirts. The common ponies come for the circus attractions, the nobles for the equine-made vacation spot, away from the stress of being expected to do something the modern world.

Thing is though, there's a reason it's called the Eighth Wonder of Equestria. By all rights, the caliber of magical engineering used to transform a large area of a fairly cool climate into a subtropical paradise, even in winter, is...rather advanced for modern sorcery. Though that may be because the coldness gets displaced into the staff, who just seem to close themselves out from the outside world after a while, helped by the fact that most of them live in provided housing that they are allowed-neigh, encouraged-to bring their families in. And the wildlife seems really tame for creatures from Everfree.

But it's not like there's anything wrong, right? It's not like the hidden bosses of the park are servants of an utterly amoral alien supercomputer that fully deserves the title of God-Machine, is it?

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A New World of Darkness crossover.

A Crossover with the Darksiders Universe.

The number of the Horsemen shall ever be four.

Death, War, Strife and Fury.

Merciless, powerful and feared by many.

A cursed fusion of angel and demon. They had grown weary of the destruction of so many caused by their brethren. And so they turned upon the ancient Charred Council.

Thus, the Four Horsemen were born.

Join Death as he falls through the Well of Souls. Only to wake up in another world.

His siblings had somehow gotten involved. And so they followed him. Unknowingly.

The journey, so far...

**Author's Note**
A bit of gore here and there, but nothing that gruesome. But I put the tag to be safe.

This story takes place after the events of the episode "Keep calm and flutter on."

After Discord's reformation, he decides to have a bet with Princess Celestia. Wanting to see her chaotic side, a bet was made between the two. For one whole week, Celestia will agree to become a draconequus, to see if she can control the powers of chaos itself. Celestia agrees on the condition that should she win, she gets to transform Discord into whatever she wants for a week in turn. However, Celestia has many secret desires and it doesn't take long for her to start abusing her new chaotic magic...

Editor: The Fan without a Face

Cover artist: hikariviny

This story is a sequel to The Iron Horse: Everything's Better With Robots!

Introducing your family to your girlfriend can be tough. Not telling your family that your girlfriend is a ROBOT is not going to make it any easier...

After over a year together, Maud Pie is finally introducing Turing Test, her robot girlfriend, to her parents. The real problem: her traditionalist parents have the final say on her partner, and now she and Turing only have until Hearth's Warming Day to win the Pie family's approval. If they fail, then the only Hearth's Warming gift they'll be receiving is heartbreak.

Sequel

Darksymphony did a read of the rewritten chapter here

During one of her many passion projects, Twilight decides to try and track down the origins of magic and where everypony came from. Her library is chock full of various different theories, none of them very helpful. She decides, instead, to ask Princess Celestia.

However, the answer she gets is far more absurd than she bargained for. An answer so detached from reality that it takes a physical manifestation of it to show Twilight the extent of the terrifying source of magic and what it did to a once-benign world to render it and its inhabitants so fantastical.

"You were never the first ones here, nor were you the second. We were the second."

Now on EqD!

Scaring ponies proved more transformative than I thought. It taught me I was a bit batty.

Mr. Torgue, a successful corporation eponymous who loves explosions and yelling comes to Equestria because Pinkie is bored. Ridiculous events follow.

Note: Written for anyone to read, assumes no knowledge of Borderlands 2 or its DLC. Contains heavy usage of caps lock that may cause a severe testosterone surge. Viewer discretion is advised.