Your Best Shot

by PotatoJoe


Wham Episode

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“Wooh, my teeth are getting sore,” said Rainbow Dash, letting go of the mace. Discord’s shrunken and battered body lay next to her.

“I’m a dentist, you know?” he said in a singsong voice, his eyes spirals as lumps grew on his noggin.

“Ah’ll spot ya,” said Applejack, trotting over. “Flutteryshy’s got some medical supplies, so she’ll patch ya up.”

Applejack wiped off the slightly slobbery mace handle and picked it up.

“Now les’ see, she was about right here …”

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“Hey, I’ve got lunch!” Pinkie Pie returned as Applejack wailed upon the draconequus. She’d had time to run to the local town, where the unicorns had already had much of their magic return in the form of rapidly regrowing horns, and gotten them a picnic. “Applejack, give Fluttershy a turn and help me set up!”

“Uh, Fluttershy?” said Applejack, looking at Pinkie Pie. “Really, Pinkie? You think she’s got it in her?”

“Course I do!” chimed Pinkie Pie, laying out a blanket for them to sit on. “Hey, Discord, you want anything?”

“Morphine,” wheezed the draconequus/puddle of goo.

“Uh … well, Fluttershy, want a whack at it?” asked Applejack, looking to the pegasus. She was tending to the exhausted Rarity and Rainbow Dash, who were limping towards the picnic.

“Um … oh … I-I could give it a shot,” said Fluttershy, looking around nervously as if afraid she was being watched. Applejack spat out the mace and wiped it off with her kerchief, then gave it to Fluttershy. The pegasus meekly trotted over to Discord and reared back, then panicked and fell over. She got up and tried again, but stopped herself before she swung the mace.

“Hey, I know you. I turned your bunny into a slenderbunny,” muttered Discord, his eyes focusing a little as he realized who Fluttershy was.

There was a sound unto the end of the world as Fluttershy drove the mace home. Nearly a minute later the dust settled, revealing a huge crater in the forest floor. Discord, still bound tightly, lay motionless and unconscious. Fluttershy looked shocked and ashamed of herself.

Wham!

She gave him one more shot, then trotted over to where her friends were doling out lunch and joined them.