This is a story about Pinkie Pie. This is not a story about Pinkie Pie.
Wait. No, ignore that. It is a story about Pinkie Pie, and today is her Ponyvillesery.
(A 500 follower thank-you story! This is a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure story. At the end of each chapter, in the author notes, you will be given your choices for the actions that will take place in the next chapter. Leave your vote in the comments, and the one that gets the most upvotes after a week will be chosen! Also, I'm hoping to have an audio recording of each chapter. Enjoy, and thank you for your support!)
(Tags will be added as appropriate, but as a note, no matter what choices are made, I am looking to keep this at a Teen rating at the highest)