Hitch is curious why mayonnaise is taboo, especially now that the other words are not. There's only one pony he can turn to for answers, but can he really trust Izzy isn't embellishing the details? I mean, mayonnaise volcano is hyperbole... right?

This story is dedicated to AnonPencil because they really hate mayonnaise.

Now with an Audiobook by The Mystery Fluttershy Fan

While most ponies think that Taco Bell is where it’s at, Twilight is lured in by the false promise of Chipotle. As it happens, their fresh ingredients come with something extra . . . not salmonella this time, just good old-fashioned worms.

The good news is that modern human medicine has invented a better treatment than turpentine and linseed oil; the even better news is that anypony can buy it at Tractor Supply Company.

Or at least they could.

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Now with a reading by StraightToThePointStudio
Also with a reading by Pony&Wolf Productions

Applejack and Fluttershy go on a picnic. It's just the distraction they need from their daily monotony. That, and maybe a good snuggle.

Definitely a good snuggle.

Written for Twinkletale

The Cutie Mark Crusaders are celebrating the anniversary of their decision to form a polycule. However, when Sweetie Belle loses her gift to Scootaloo on their way back to the old clubhouse -- she’s left with a tough decision on what to do next.

Narrated by Straight to the Point Studios

Written for wishcometrue.

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Walking home through an empty, early-morning town is the perfect time to tell someone close how much they mean to you. Lightning Dust desperately wishes that she could, but no matter how hard she tries, she can't figure out how to tell Fiddlesticks that she loves her.

Written for The Red Parade

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Word on the street is that Celestia's got the biggest booty of them all. But does the hype live up to reality? I mean probably. Butts are awesome.

Narrated by Straight to the Point Studio

Story written for Bendy

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The palace is ancient. So it makes sense for Celestia and Luna to order a complete overhaul of the waterworks, especially since the old system has been making strange sounds within the walls. All they really wanted was to wash up without dealing with new leaks.

They didn't get it.

They weren't expecting the magical lasers either, but that's plumbing for you.

(Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.)

Rated C for Crackfic.

Pegasus Pizza: Delivered in thirty minutes or less, directly to your GPS location!

An entry to Admiral Biscuit's not-a-contest for ponies with day jobs on Earth.

Now with an audio reading from StraightToThePointStudios! Big thanks!

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Wow! Hit number one in the feature box while still number one in the new column! (Achievement unlocked?) Thanks for the comments and the votes, everyone, I love you!

Starlight Glimmer is hungry, and orders pizza. She eats more than she should and has regrets.

Based on a true story.

Not right now Trixie doesn't.