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Admiral Biscuit


"This was quite well written, and the characters had a very natural feeling back and forth. Shame I didn't like it at all."

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Starlight Glimmer is hungry, and orders pizza. She eats more than she should and has regrets.


Based on a true story.

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C'mon, I already identify with Starlight to an embarrassing degree. D:

Syke Jr #2 · 1 week ago · · ·

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This reminds me of a time I once ate a whole medium pizza.

Good times.

I think we all have eaten too much pizza at one point!:pinkiehappy:

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Alaborn #6 · 1 week ago · · ·

Liar. There is no such thing as too much pizza.

Bullshit. There’s no such thing as eating too much pizza.

Worse, all the salt from the pizza had made her thirsty, and she downed a glass of water which felt like it instantly bloated her and made her feel like she was pregnant again

Starlight sighed. Sometimes a pony had to make sacrifices to keep her marefriend happy. Any other day it would be a nice gesture; today it would be a test of her endurance.

:rainbowhuh:

I’m not surprised that Starlight had a foal with Trixie. I am surprised it was apparently out of wedlock.

feel like she was pregnant again.

You keep dropping these terrifying little hints as to what I must have missed after I stopped watching the show.

And yes, I too miss my mid-twenties metabolism.

I somewhat understand what Starlight was going through; after two Totinos frozen pizzas are in my stomach, just a few minutes after they’ve been baked thoroughly, I can’t eat anymore. And yet, I can still eat more after a few hours. I can still enjoy some good pizza, but I’m about a month over 31, so I need to not try to clog up my arteries so much. :twilightoops: 🤣🐏

Still, I liked this story. 👍:pinkiehappy:

Lies! That is not true, you can never have too much pizza.

Bobbles #13 · 1 week ago · · ·

Wait, 'like she was pregnant again?' 👀

Blasphemy! There is no such thing as too much pizza! :twilightangry2:

Also, love the nod to the previous Not-a-contest story. :twilightsmile:

"Too much pizza." Is an oxymoron. Their is only not enough stomach space and weakness.

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This day and age wedlock is mostly pointless. Their is no religious pressure in modern countries, you can be an official household with all tax benefits if you do the paperwork and if the love dies down to part way is less stressing.
True love doesn't need some sheets of paper or overpriced ceremonies and jewelery. All you need is the faith in each other.

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I think the author means that eating the pizza made her momentarily feel like she was pregnant, and drinking the water brought back the feeling. OTOH, it could be Admiral Biscuit messing with us (I have seen one fic in which Cozy Glow is Starlight's abandoned child)

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I’m aware of that. But do you really think that Trixie wouldn’t have a lavish wedding to rub in Twilight’s face that she found true love first?

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GOD DAMN IT...... you beat me to it
Well played

It’s two in the morning and I’m reading this. Guess I love tormenting myself.

I got ads for medicine to clear up female genital herpes and garbage bags when I clicked on the link to this story.

Manehattan-style or Chicoltgo-style?

Pizza time is a fun time.

Then comes the bloat.

Cute little story! I think we've all been here :pinkiehappy:

But there is one line I'm curious about...

she downed a glass of water which felt like it instantly bloated her and made her feel like she was pregnant again.

My reading is that Starlight has already been pregnant once, and the weight / bloat of the pizza reminds her of the sensation. Is that correct? If so, any more information about the kid? I'm curious.

Alternate reading: this isn't her first time she's felt pregnant due to a food baby.

Anyways, any enlightenment on this subject would be much appreciated.

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Common headcanon is that Luster Dawn is the daughter of Starlight and Sunburst. Maybe this is a nod to that?

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Good point. But the remainder of the story implies she's romantically involved with Trixie...

Pegasus Pizza

Ha!

Ha!

Hahahahahahaaaa!

My little addition:


POLICE REPORT:

June 16, 19XX

A report was filed from one Trixie, a light blue unicorn mare, claiming her roommate "popped." Police dismissed this as a prank, but still sent investigators to the scene. When the investigators arrived, however, one Starlight Glimmer, a unicorn mare coloured of a light lavender, laid there on the floor, hooves up, with a popped chest. Traces of pony flesh (belonging to one Starlight Glimmer) mixed with half-chewed pizza, and stomach acids dousing the room, were found upon further investigation. A cleanup crew was sent immediately, and Starlight was sent to the nearest hospital, where she was patched up and is recovering well. One thing that confused everypony involved was the lack of blood. She had simply... popped! There was no other explanation. The CDC is now releasing a statement on overeating and it's negative effects, though fatal through only unsanitary conditions.

END OF POLICE REPORT



Whaddia think?

Emil #31 · 1 week ago · · ·

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In college, there was no such thing. And then after the ol' metabolism slowed, I understood how there could be too much pizza.

Luster Dawn is Starlight's daughter confirmed ?
Heh.

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Shit, I forgot about that one.

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Ditto that sentiment. A regret I've always had that I only discovered a minute ago is that there is a specific deep-dish pizza back home I used to enjoy, and I've never gotten to eat the whole thing in one sitting. :unsuresweetie:

Mica #35 · 1 week ago · · ·

If you turn on text to speech the line breaks say "pizza pizza pizza"

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I've often seen it mentioned that Sunburst is something of a shared interest between them.

Starlight devoured the first slice without really tasting it, briefly sating the grumbling beast in her belly. The second, she took more time, tasting the perfection of the flavors all combined. Gooey cheese, slightly sweet marinara sauce, crunchy peppers, salty olives, and the little finishing grassy taste of the hay. And the cheese sauce—the crust was good on its own, soft, buttery, with a hint of garlic salt, but even better with a small dollop of cheese.

Dang all of it sounds so good even the hay

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I get it as "slice of pizza, slice of pizza, slice of pizza"

Trixie: You have to eat all the peetzer.

GlimGlim: Why are you doing this?

Any bets that this story ends with a "bang"?

Worse, all the salt from the pizza had made her thirsty, and she downed a glass of water which felt like it instantly bloated her and made her feel like she was pregnant again.

...I'm sorry, "again"? What?

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C'mon, I already identify with Starlight to an embarrassing degree. D:

I did say it was based on a true story. . .

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This reminds me of a time I once ate a whole medium pizza.

Good times.

We've all been there. Eyes bigger than your stomach, or starting off very hungry, and it would be a shame to let any of the pizza go to waste, plus it's not as good cold or reheated. . . .

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Liar. There is no such thing as too much pizza.

My stomach disagrees with that statement. My brain might agree, but my stomach does not.

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Bullshit. There’s no such thing as eating too much pizza.

All I can say is that you've got a stronger or bigger stomach than most if that's the case.

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I’m not surprised that Starlight had a foal with Trixie. I am surprised it was apparently out of wedlock.

Who said it was with Trixie? There's a lotta ponies in Equestria.

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I've watched a couple competitive eaters on YouTube and I have to ask myself, 'why?'

That's a sport I don't understand.

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