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Officer Hotpants


Quando omni flunkus, moritati

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  • Comedic Stories 131 stories - 66 unread chapters A laugh a day keeps the Eldritch Horros at bay, they say. For a while, anyway.
    Created by Officer Hotpants
    - October, 2014
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For as long as the citizens of Ponyville had been graced with the presence of the apelien menace known as "Humans" they have wondered why they bothered wearing clothes. Today they learn.



A stupid idea that I had a couple of days ago. Thanks to Ephemeral and various Anons for editing.

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In the best case scenario, diplomacy is a long, complicated, and often frustrating undertaking. This is not the best case scenario.





Picture is from silfoe

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Sometimes, there are states of emotion that can overwhelm even the mightiest of creatures; or so they say. Queen Chrysalis had never taken stock in such tales, nor the creatures that told them. Until today that is.





Artist is hotkinkyshy

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This story is a sequel to Love Conquers All


Anon has surrendered to Cadance because of loneliness. Now it is her duty to reform him, but sadly, she has no idea how. She asks her fellow alicorns for advice. Things go haywire pretty fast.

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Story is fully written. Chapters will be released when edited by JBL

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Cadance thought it would be a normal quiet day, that is until Anon, the most evil villain Equestria has ever seen, stumbles in her throne room.

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Now with a sequel: The After Days

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Decommissioning comes more easily to some ponies than others. Sweetie Drops happily fell into her cover identity. Not all of her co-agents reacted similarly. Now a stallion born to risk his life for the greater good has to find a way to make that talent work with being a husband and a father.

This might be a bit complicated for fillies who are still in elementary school.

Set during late Season 5.

A revised entry in the July 2016 Writeoff Competition Prompt: "End of an Era"

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Rainbow Dash is fast in everything - including jumping to conclusions and gossiping. One day, she eavesdrops on a rather lewd conversation between Rarity and local human and it goes downhill from there. Then Celestia gets involved...


Reviewed (negatively :duck: ) by PresentPerfect:
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/852460/fic-recs-april-5th

Rainbow Dash vector from:
https://www.deviantart.com/dasprid/art/Very-shocked-Rainbow-Dash-449235731

Onomatopeya vector from:
https://www.freepik.com/free-vector/set-of-colorful-comic-speech-bubbles_1256099.htm#term=comic&page=1&position=3

Holy hell! My first ever story that got featured... feels weird. Thanks guys!

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This is your typical, stereotypical HIE story exposing all the HIE stereotypes, but like, compressed and crammed into one short chapter, making the pacing extremely awkward and fast. Yeah that's pretty much it.

*Disclaimer, I don't hate HIE stories, I actually love them. Don't sue me. Also, I'm so sorry for this.*

Big thanks to Flutterpriest for the narration! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z_Tb9JOfjQ!

This got featured on 9-26-2016... Why? I have no clue, but thanks!

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Beneath his black, chitinous exterior, cold blue eyes, and fang-toothed grin, Thorax holds a dark secret. He knows better than anyone that the best way to hide a changeling is with another changeling, but that's pointless, right? He's already a changeling.

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This story is a sequel to Fluttershy Wants in Your Pants: Vol. 1


Equestria has almost everything that Earth can offer, except sign language. Fluttershy wants to have a very important conversation with you, but she just doesn't seem to be making any sense. What is she trying to say?


Narration by ShellyDawg

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