...Or at least that's what the weird demon queen offering you pizza says. Aside from the whole suddenly face-to-face with a demon thing and the murder threats perhaps you can befriend this sassy mare? There isn't much else to do.
A silly story about befriending demons. And pizza. Rated T for murder threats, sass, cursing, and other surprisingly innocent things for a self-insert story. Also, bizarre metaphors. It's extremely stupid, but there isn't a random tag so...