Princess Ember isn't exactly thrilled this day. Her trek through Ponyville on behest of Spike has seen her trying to flee from all the ponies calling her a 'waifu'(des). She can't escape. All she wanted to do was find the little dragon.

Rainbow has been feeling uncharacteristically down about herself lately. The ponies she's been interested in seem to gravitate towards more feminine mares, and she's convinced that if she wants to find somepony to love, she needs to work towards that ideal. In her efforts to improve her chances of finding love, she finds a book full of questionable spells that infects the mind of anyone who reads from its aging pages. She has no idea what the book may hold, but it promises to give her what her heart desires most.

Will her friends figure out what's happening in time to help, or will they lose the Dash they know and love forever?

South of Equestria, the Tenochtitlan basin has had trouble lately; the city of Tegucigallopa finds itself at war with a hidden civilization to the southwest and ponies are found missing or kidnapped. But this isn't stopping Daring Do from pursuing her latest prize: a statue of the legendary "god" Quetzalcoatl, a half-pony, half-snake being with bird wings believed to come as a savior of the Tenochtitlan ponies.

Daring, out in the jungles of Tenochtitlan, suddenly finds herself within the confines of the city of Viboran, a city inhabited by half-pony, half-snake beings that revere Quetzalcoatl as an actual pony. Despite being kept inside the city until they can be sure she's not a spy from the outside, the residents and their leader - Prince Serpis - offer to help with Daring's latest quest. But something seems off to our intrepid adventurer, and she quickly smells the power struggles hidden under the surface.

Daring Do's quest now is not just a fight for a treasure; her sanity is on the line...

Prince Serpis (C) MightyShockwave

Proofread by MightyShockwave

Rarity decides to give Anonymous a new wardrobe update to fix his old and aging wardrobe. Despite his new clothing no longer being patch-ridden and full of holes, Anonymous finds reasons to hate it anyway.

Written for knighty, because nobody likes new things.

Twilight Sparkle didn't think much of the spell at the time. Using her student's music box to keep an eye on her seemed like an excellent idea! There was just one problem: she couldn't change back.

A darker take on the events of S.7 E.10, so probably watch that first. Fantastic cover by Zutcha, who has a perfect record.

Twilight Sparkle has taught Starlight more friendship lessons than she can remember, and she's extremely proud of her student. But in some ways, she's jealous. Fluttershy, being the only sober mare within earshot, is unfortunately about to discover just how jealous.

Maybe Equestria will still be standing when all is said and done.

Art by Pirill
Sex tag for discussion of sex lives (or lack thereof) and general innuendo.

💩 and 😒 are accidentally transported into the My Little Pony app. Will they be trapped there forever, or will they make it back to the Messenger app in time for The Emoji Movie, in theaters July 28, 2017?

...I'm sorry lol

Twilight Sparkle may have shown Starlight Glimmer the error of her ways, but Starlight is still new to the concept of true friendship.

Fortunately, Twilight has true friends in high places. Rarity, for example, is always glad to lend a hoof when it comes to bringing out one's personal elegance.

Preread by Mooncalf.

Anon's dead, apparently, and Death has come to claim his soul. There's just one problem: he doesn't want to go. And there's nothing Death can do to make him.

You just want to be left alone. Pinkie won't let that happen. She's been there.

Lighter, fluffier sequel: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/373623/youre-getting-better