An earth pony, born with a unique ability to move faster than most eyes can track, is forced by an unfortunate circumstance to become a thief. His speed and skill at theft lead him to become an infamous figure in Canterlot as he continues to pull greater heists and slowly becomes more and more bound to his "thief" persona. This arrogant figure, is led by his ego to even steal from princess Celestia herself. However, the princess decides to take matters into her own hooves and tracks the thief; learning about his troubled past in the process.

This is NOT your average Vinyl Scratch and Octavia story. I'm not going with the whole "Vinyl Scratch is a drug head who lived on the streets" thing. Honestly, to start out as a DJ, it's a lot of money into it. You don't just GET that equipment! Anywhore, on with the story, I guess.

Getting a college roommate is random chance.
Sometimes you get lucky, and sometimes you get a pony.

Rainbow Dash enrolls at an Earth university.

Update: and then some other stuff happens.

Pony by pony, I introduce them all to Siri, fillies, mares, colts, and stallions alike, nopony will be safe MWHAAHAHAHH...wait, wut?

Edited by Subtle Rampage

When balefire and death rained from the skies, many took sanctuary in the giant underground shelters known as Stables. However, those who could not make it to one of the many Stables set sail for the Summer Sunset Islands. They hoped that the tourist hot spot would be spared the devastation. These refugees soon faced a sheer wall of violent weather, known today as The Storm Wall, sealed them away from the rest of the world. The refugees were forced to live their lives on the high seas of Oceania.

Two hundred years later, a tribal seapony has a chance encounter that would change life in Oceania forever.

“A lie is a lie. Just because they write it down and call it history doesn’t make it the truth. We live in a world where seeing is not believing, where only a few know what really happened. We live in a world where everything you know is wrong.”
~ Captain Twilight Sparkle, addressing newly-recruited Blank Ops pony agents in the Equestrian military

In the midst of what scholars, generals and everyday civilians dub a literal “Cold War,” Twilight Sparkle, Captain of the U.S.E Armed Forces, and protege of the Sun Princess herself, finds herself standing upon the precipice of an operation that would define the face of Equestria for ages beyond.

Shrouded in secrecy; hidden by lies. These battles are the ones that were never fought, the fights that never happened. All the bullets and spells that were never fired.

These are Equestria’s Blank Ops.

(P.S. This is just an old piece of work that I decided to upload on a whim, it won't be continued in any manner whatsoever.)

* Voted Twice as the #1 Comedy FanFic on Equestria Daily *

Well, what can I say? This is the story of a man. Or maybe he was... a pony-man. Or maybe he was just a... Pony! But he was still...

FIREWAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!

... Yeah, this is that story. The story where a guy goes to a party and wakes up in Ponyville. That guy (I know him as 'me') seems to have landed in his own personal little heaven. Hell, I even brought me a pack of endless cigarettes. How does that not kick all kinds of flank?

So yeah, everything was awesome. The End.

Well, except for The Nightmare. And Trixie. And some jerk named David. Then there was that Azure Flora pony. And that skank princess that steals my goddamn phone!

Listen, summaries just... They just don't cut it. If you want the story, it's provided right here.

Just a warning. I use cusswords like a big boy.

ALSO LUNA IS NOTHING BUT A GODDAMN TROLL!

When English teacher Connie Hayden is told by a mysterious new friend that there is a way to travel from the human world to Equestria, she doesn't believe her. But what if the legend of Pinkamena is true?

Illustration by the talented BambooDog.

Flight 19, one of the many disappearances over the Bermuda Triangle. But maybe they didn't just disappear? Maybe they went somewhere else? The Bermuda Triangle is a very strange place, full of unknowns and horrible tales. This is the tale of Flight 19.

Note: This is a collaberation between GoldenArbiter and myself. We will add the main cast as we progress through the story. Thank you everyone and please, enjoy. Cover Art by the very talented Athanix.

Note the second; By GA. We have also Added Dave Morris to the cast of writers, and he has added much already. So yah, it's okay, when it's in a three way.

A Rainy day has trapped the Cutie Mark Crusaders in the Library, So Pinkie decides to tell the a story about a far away place where ponies stand on two legs and drive cars, shoots guns and find legendary treasure. Follow along as Pinkie tells from them opening the mysterious Vault, To fighting zombies and the Insane Dr. Flootershy (Not Dr. Fluttershy wearing a mustache), To Mad Trixxie's Underdome, And much more....

Note from Author: Thanks for your replies, I am amazed that this is really popular and I hope I don't disappoint. A word of warning that since they are characters of Pinky, they might be different then you expect.

Also Fanart by AppleDash: http://lellcious.deviantart.com/art/AppleBrick-287076295

UPDATE: A challenger appears BRANDISHING THE SAME COVER. While mine is a story, his is an Alternate Universe sort of deal. Check him out: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/12536/Ponylands