* Voted Twice as the #1 Comedy FanFic on Equestria Daily *

Well, what can I say? This is the story of a man. Or maybe he was... a pony-man. Or maybe he was just a... Pony! But he was still...

FIREWAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!

... Yeah, this is that story. The story where a guy goes to a party and wakes up in Ponyville. That guy (I know him as 'me') seems to have landed in his own personal little heaven. Hell, I even brought me a pack of endless cigarettes. How does that not kick all kinds of flank?

So yeah, everything was awesome. The End.

Well, except for The Nightmare. And Trixie. And some jerk named David. Then there was that Azure Flora pony. And that skank princess that steals my goddamn phone!

Listen, summaries just... They just don't cut it. If you want the story, it's provided right here.

Just a warning. I use cusswords like a big boy.

ALSO LUNA IS NOTHING BUT A GODDAMN TROLL!

Fluttershy has always been pushed around it seems. Her pet bullies her into feeding him more, her friends ignore her, and nopony respects her opinions. And she is tired of it. On a particularly bad day she is given the chance to have what she wants most. To have ponies do as she says and not the other way around. But is she going to be satisfied with just that or will the power corrupt her? Who will save Ponyville from the tyranny of a mad mare? Who will save Fluttershy from herself? Who wil get Angel his lunch? *Warning. This fic contains a crying Fluttershy. Not for the faint of heart. I also do not own the picture, artist credit goes to aeroytechyon-X.

I thought they were all just a dream... That I was just nuts. Then, my entire world comes crashing down around me, and I have to go back. BACK TO THE FUT- Wait, oops. I mean BACK TO EQUESTRIA! And with the help of my friends, I can get my life back on track. The RIGHT track.

(In case you don't know, this is the sequel to "How Did I Get Here?" so read that first.)

Twilight and Spike both re-awake, to find something strange next to them! What is everpony else going to think, finding human versions of themselves, and being in a human version of their home?

You don't think Rarity risked getting cement in her mane just to repair a dam, do you?

This is the short tale of a frustrated white unicorn and an oblivious orange earth pony.