Chapter 15: Of Timelords and Toothpaste
CHAPTER 15
Scoots walked inside, and she looked happier than ever.
"I assume the date went well." The smile she had on got even wider. I suddenly thought of Pinkie.
"Oh you have no idea! I thought it was gonna be all awkward and stuff, but it ended up being really nice! Apple Bloom even wanted to see some of my flying techniques!"
"Wow. That sounds like it was really nice. You're a lucky mare, Scoots, having a marefriend like Apple Bloom..." I let out a little sigh. "I remember when you were little... Man, I wish I could see you with that basket on your head again." I laughed, and Scoots got a sly smile on her face. She made her voice a little more high pitched, and...
"I'm being adorable and there's nothing you can do about it!" I almost had a heart attack.
"SO ADORABLE...! Well, I think I'm gonna head out, and look for something to do. You have fun, and stay out of trouble, alright?" She rolled her eyes.
"Dad, I'm not little anymore!" I laughed and ruffled her hair.
"Yeah, well you're still my kid. Alright then, I'm out! Onwards and upwards-"
Scoots cut me off. "Allons-y?" I smiled so wide I almost broke my jaw.
"Allons-y. AND AWAY I GO!" I jumped off the cloud, and into the town below. Nopony even jumped when I landed in the town square, which was sorta sad. I usually scared somepony when I made sudden entrances like that. "Oh well. Time to wander the streets aimlessly. I need to find a hobby..."
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"UGH! Nothing's happening! Why is it that whenever I WANT something to happen, nothing does? I'm cursed, I tell you!" I was talking to myself... Don't judge me. I sat down on a bench, and decided to just sit there and think. I closed my eyes, and leaned back...
And was nudged in the side by a pony sitting down next to me. I almost started yelling, but when I looked at said pony... I was silenced. It was a mare, with a dark blue mane and a white streak through it, a powder blue coat, and she was smiling at me like a nutter. I did NOT recognize her, and that was pretty weird, since I knew everypony in town.
"Uhhh... Hi?" I scooted away a little.
"Hi there! My name's Colgate!" I shook her hoof, and she looked me over a bit, but she was trying to hide it... SUSPICIOUS MODE, ACTIVATED.
"My name's Kyle... I'm surprised you don't know me."
"Why's that?" Yep. Suspicion rising.
"Because I'm an ALIEN. Didn't you notice? Bipedal, no coat, FINGERS." I waggled my fingers in front of her for emphasis.
"Oh... Um... I... Didn't notice?" I wanted to facepalm so badly."
"Does she even know how suspicious she's being?"
"So... I you're an alien... How did you get here?"
"Apparently not..."
I decided to just play along. "Well... It all started on my sixteenth birthday..."
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"... And then I jumped off, and landed in the town center, and started wandering around. I decided to take a rest and think, sat down on this bench... And now you're here. Asking me all of these questions. And it's very suspicious."
"I'm just trying to be friendly..." And thus, my guilt kicked in.
"I'm sorry, I guess I'm a mite paranoid. Come on, I'm getting tired wanna go on a wa-" As we stood up, I saw her Cutie Mark. "AN HOURGLASS?!"
She jumped, and tried to sit down and hide it. "Oh, um, well, you see-" She stood up and tried to run off, but I grabbed her by the tail.
"Oh no you don't! You're staying right here, and telling me why your Cutie Mark is just like The Doctor's!" She fell down on her flank, and let out a sigh of defeat.
"Well... You know how he told you he was the last living Timelord?"
"Lemme guess, you're a Timelord, and you survived that massive battle with the Daleks."
"Yes. I was never actually in that battle." I cocked an eyebrow at her. "You see, I was on my way to the battle, when suddenly, I was tugged through a wormhole by some powerful force, and I ended up here. My TARDIS died in the process..." She suddenly looked very sad.
"A TARDIS can die?"
"Yes, they are living beings, grown by the Timelords. I've taken a liking to this place. I have friends, and I nice job down at the flower shop with Lilly and Roseluck." I remembered Rose. The British one. Apparently she and The Doctor spent a lot of time in Equestria. I'd thought as much.
"Sounds nice. I actually HATED my life back on Earth before I came here. When I was here, I quickly adjusted, because it's so happy and nice. I've had my share of troubles, as you know, but still." I shrugged and smiled. "So, where have you been staying that you never see or hear about me?"
"I live in an old house outside of town. I like to be alone with my thoughts sometimes."
"I used to be like that too. And then I ended up here in Equestria... I do have one regret though..."
"What's that?" She raised her eyebrow. I had half a mind to tell her not to rip me off.
"I never got to tell Rose goodbye. Not the British one, but the one with no hand... She was really important to me. She was my only friend, and I up and left like that... Every time I was back on Earth I never once thought to go visit her. Some friend I was." I stared at my feet. The guilt was overwhelming.
"Well... You'll get a chance to see her again one day, I mean you've gone back to Earth twice. Who's to say it won't happen again?" I immediately perked up.
"You're a smart pony, you know that, Colgate?"
"Yes, I do. Being a nine-hundred and ten year old Timelord who's been everywhere and everywhen can do that to you." I almost fell over from laughing. "'Everywhen...' I get it." I looked up into the sky. It was getting dark.
"Woah! How long have we been talking?"
She shrugged. "Almost three hours, I guess. Your story was REALLY long." I nodded.
"I need to get home. It was nice meeting you, Colgate. I'll come talk to you sometime, OK?"
She gave me a very warm smile. "I'll look forward to it." I waved and flew off.
Some of the ponies I meet, I'm telling you...
Telling me what?
PINKIE?!
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there have also been several canterlot ponies with hourglass cutie marks. i wonder why that is
AND THEN
OUTTA NOWHERE!
Suddenly, Pinkie has telepathy
173599
This surprises you why? I mean she breaks the forth wall more than deadpool. She has to have some kind of way to know what's going on everywhere she randomly pops up.
awsome just pure awsomeness TARDIS'S can die........................*gets a shotgun and press's a button and the Doctor appers* excuse me *i pushed past him opened the TARDIS maintanence hach and open fired*....................well that didnt work thnx for your time Doctor_I swear your more random than pinkie_*puts the shotgun in his face and opens fire*............hello_*he regenerates* how did i servive_*i shrug and stop typeing
This story is SO Freakin awesome.
OMG I'm first. Not that I care. I'm typing this from Ponyville. Apparently the military was too much to handle so Fluttershy teleported me here. By the way thanks Fluttershy (Fluttershy:No problem (Me: So what does Colgate have to do with this. Has she met the Doctor already. Does she know the Doctor's in Ponyville. "Why hello there" What the heck. Is the Doctor really that sneaky "How in Equestria did you get here" Uh Fluttershy. The Doctor looked at Fluttershy. "Hello again Fluttershy. Is that a portable time-travelling teleporter" Again? What does he mean by again? "Nice to see you Doctor." Oh I get this now. Gee. First Omnius and now the Doctor. How many people has Fluttershy traveled with. "Now how many times do I have to tell you that you just can't walk around with a portable time-traveling teleporter." "but-" "No buts missy. I am sonic screwdriving this thing." The device on Fluttershy's wrist malfuctioned and came off. "Come along now. I have to get you back to Earth." But I'm wanted by the military. Deja vu from another person (Kyle)." "I don't care, you need to go back. Get in the Tardis. I walked in but then it started shaking. "Lemme guess. It's malfunctioning right" "Oh yes" Oh dear. My comment has horrible pronuctiation.
173627 Why would you want to kill the TARDIS and the Doctor.
173627i did that but i did it 20 years in the past on the moon whering a tuxedo smooking a cigar and standing next to Zecora in human form also i used a minigun and we were wearing the sparten 2 armour way better than the sparten 3 armour with custom paintjobs also gilda was inside so i made sure to only make a wound that would heal back to normal
I sense a disturbance in the Fourth...
Good job kind sir!
A wild Pinkie Appears.
Kyle used bait.*Throws Cupcake
Pinkie is distracted.
Kyle Used Run Away.
Just like Pokemon huh? Damn thing shows up when you least expect it.
173771 A great knight of the fourth I sense, become you will!
173304
hmmm seams legit
yay kyle again thanks for stoping starting to love the fic again
Amazing chapter, especially because of Pinkie.
Stupid puns and such really Colgate ah well awesome story either way
173626I'm surprised that there's any method to the madness at all... I figured she just kinda knew.
Surprise Pinkie!
173598>>173599 WELL WHAT DID YOU EXPECT!!!!!!!
173720 he's a dentist...
Pinkie uses hacks
toothpaste yay
*Pinkie pie uses noclip* Tell me what?
a presence appears 5feet behind her it raises its hand... and screams ''HAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!'' *bonk* she gets hit with le computer screed and Dr.Hax goes away. Don't use hax LOL !
Actually The Doctor had a female Timelord companion for a while, her name was Romanadvoratrelundar, or Romana for short.
Some other artist assumed that Colgate is her, and I saw a tumblr too with Romana/Colgate.
Also, we need some more ducttape for the remains of the 4th wall....
If i was there i would lick colgate's mane to taste the miny toothpaste
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Even over 9000 rolls of ducttape can't fix all the damage pinkie has caused to it.
Still it should keep it intact for some time.
Lol i like how random pinkie is!
can't wait for more 
175012 Then Pinkie gets a sharp tool and slices the top of Dr. Hax's head off. What the buck is up with me? USE AGAINST SOPA NOT OTHER PEOPLE YOU STUPID MORON!
Lusa: What the hell are you doing?
Me: ... just leave me alone...
Lusa: I'm stuck to the end of your arm, how can I leave?
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Well SOPA is not a threat anymore, instead ACTA should be our top consern.
Just sayin'
Oh Pinkie....
What.Just.Happened?
and thus, another new character was named after a toothpast brand