When Twilight and Applejack have a falling out over who can claim to have the best big brother, each will stop at nothing to prove theirs is better.

And their brothers will stop at nothing to make their sisters happy.

Spike gets hungry, so he heads off to the fridge to get a snack. Little did he know, he would be flung face first into a conflict that would decide the fate of the universe.

Luna was never banished, Discord is Celestia's court jester, the Elements of Harmony do not exist, and Twilight grows more pompous and more egotistical every day.

Celestia is not amused.

This story is on indefinite hiatus. I might revisit it, so it's not cancelled, but I'm not currently skilled enough as an author to do some of the things I wanted. Believe me, I've got the drafts to prove it.

(That's right, folks! My Little Pony x Mighty Switch Force! Because two asked for it!)

Hard-luck robo-policewoman Patricia Wagon's done it again -- she's carelessly transported an unsuspecting infant clear across the universe.

Good News: Ugly Secret Babies are made of tough stuff!
Bad News: It's landed in Equestria. Specifically, Changeling turf. Did we mention babies are nigh-infinite sources of crying pooping unconditional love? Because they are!

Now it's up to a probational Patty and a newbie-princess Twilight to right this rescue gone wrong! It's going to get hot in here!

Cover art credits go to the infamous Shax -- often imitated, yet never duplicated. To date.

There's no place like Donut Joe's diner to unwind after a long, hard day. Good company, great coffee, and the best dang cucumber omelette in Equestria. After the week Celestia's had, she could really, really use a place to get away from it all.

Here, the regulars all know her as Sunny Skies, the unassuming workaholic mare who hasn't taken a day off in... ever. Well, today's her lucky day. Sunny's about to have one apocalyptically long holiday.

Luna's become delirious with a fever, Discord's fled the castle in terror, there's a living moon locked in Celestia's dining room, and something is very, very wrong with Equestria's sugar.

Put on a pot of coffee, folks. We've got an all-nighter on our hooves.

Holy horseapples, Sugarfree has AMAZING FANART NOW! Cover art by the wonderful StyxLady.
Crazy huge thanks to Luminary, Brawny and Eakin for pre-reading and editing this horrid thing.

Time twists and loops, and it does not always play out again as it did before. In this eddy of time, one rainbow-maned pegasus has been cut out of the loop before she ever existed.

This fanfic has been cancelled and will not receive further updates. Ever. Apologies to those who were following it.

NO INCEST!

When Button Mash finally gets hold of a new game he is disappointed to find that he needs some co-op buddies. Nopony seems interested at first, but things quickly change when his mother makes a visit to his school. They must just really like video games, right?

Of all the abuses Scootaloo has suffered in her life, green beans are probably the worst. What is a cute horse soaked in pop cultural sewer to do in the face of these wretched vegetables?

Act sensibly? Of course not.

Nopony ever said the friendship between Fluttershy and Discord would be an easy one. The difference in their life expectancies doesn’t help, but that’s a problem Discord can fix with a snap of the talons—that is, until Fluttershy finds out. Discord isn’t one to give up easily, though. He’ll do anything to keep his one and only friend. Anything.

Inspired by the image by C-Puff.

There is now a video review! And still another video review! And Russian and French translations! And there are dramatic readings from Joehighlord and Dr. Wolf! But wait! There's more: Dr. Wolf has collaborated with Meb90 and a team of other talented artists to produce something amazing.

Ms. Cheerliee assigned her class to write about their favorite pony ever, and this is Dinky's report.

Friends that read over it: ToixStory, Lynked, JustAnotherTimeLord

Editor: Aqu

Audio Reading By Scribbler

Audiobook Reading by Pony&WolfProductions