Queen Chrysalis has won.

With her magic now far more powerful than even Celestia's, nopony can stop her complete conquest of Equestria.

Well, maybe nopony can stop her, but one man can.

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!

Reading by CaptainBron3y!

After years of research at Calpain's expense, Sethisto has finally opened the portal of Equestria to snuggle his Trixie waifu. To the surprise of many, relations between humans and ponies are going smoothly. There's no conflict, no threat of war, just peace and quiet.

However, not everybody on Earth is happy about this. No, one preteen will not accept this so easily. He will stand for us all, showcasing our superiority over pastel colored horses with butt tattoos. How will he do it? With the power of the boop.

This is his story.

Pinkie Pie has received some terrible news. The boopening is yet to come.

Warning: features my wild, runaway imagination.
Art by: Artyjoyful
Prereaders:
Scootles
Burnt Juice
An entry to the Them's Writin' words contest, hosted by Obabscribbler

Credit also goes to The Voice Hub server on discord for inspiring the idea; I love you guys.

Remember when Twilight and Starlight overheard two ponies saying mean things about Rarity, which caused her to run off in tears? Well, this is the cut scene from that episode, as Starlight confronts these poor, unsuspecting dopes. Grab the popcorn...

Contains partial spoilers for Fame And Misfortune. Duh.

This story is a sequel to That Wasn't Even Funny

Pinkie Pie decided she wanted to become an Alicorn.
Stage One. Pinkie needs to get her own wings. She already pre-ordered her brand new jet engines.
Stage Two. Pinkie needs to get her own horn. Now, where would she get zero-point energy manipulator?
Stage Three. Pinkie needs to amaze the Princesses with her own accomplishments.
Stage Four. Pinkie needs to challenge Rainbow Dash to the race.
Stage Five Pinkie wants to provide other ponies with medical care.

Pinkie Pie had been spending so much time dedicating her time to make sure that other ponies would have fun, sometimes even she gets annoyed by laughter. Sometimes she just wants to spend her day as a normal pony being, and yet there is always going to be that mysterious laughter that keeps laughing at everything she says and does. Pinkie Pie decides that enough is enough, and she enlists a help from Twilight to solve her problem.

After a year and a half of being on this site... FIRST STORY FEATURED! 4/29/14
I love you all.

Parents gone, check.
Castle to themselves, check.
Totally gonna be the responsible older sister... debatable.

Celestia finally has a chance to prove that she's old enough to stay home alone with Luna, if she doesn't completely mess everything up first.

Very short story, very cute story. Personal writing practice.
HERE IS A LINK to the artist of the cover image, of which I take no credit. Awesome gallery, check it out!

Discord and Maud have a roast session at the gala. Things get wild.

Death is the end of everything. Unless you're Pinkie Pie. In which case, Death will do anything to keep you from dying, so he doesn't have to deal with you. Ever.

Unfortunately, it's never that simple.

Oh, hello there. First comedy one-shot in ages that is quite original. At least, I hope.

Do what you will, I think it was a great idea.

Oh, and you see the cover art? Yeah, I did that in about a minute. Pretty good, if I do say so myself.

Pinkie Pie has become sick and needs to rest for the day. However the forces that allow Pinkie to be, well Pinkie, need no rest and find another to be its host for the day. What will happen to Ponyville when the shy and quiet Fluttershy starts acting weird.

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Big thanks to TheExhaustedBrony, and Timps for spotting my spelling errors XD. Also a thanks to Mr101, Berry Punch for pre-reading as well.

One-Shotober Story #9 10/14/2013