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Alicia Van Hammer


Lore-keeper for The Discordian Temple. Nonsense Non-servium. Ave Discord.

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“Hey, Rainbow?”

“What?”

“Are we gay?”

"...What?"


Written on a whim after a weird dream and a bout of insomnia. I am not sorry.

Now with a reading.

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A year ago, Applejack came to Rainbow Dash about her conflicting feelings for both her and Rarity. Since then, she has chosen Rarity and they've been together ever since. When Applejack has something to confess to Rainbow before Hearth's Warming, she panics because of how much she can tell that AJ and Rarity are perfect for each other, and worries that she'd pale in comparison. Especially when she realizes they aren't even going to break up. Nope. She and Rarity want to start a throuple with her.

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Friends are there to make memories, to love, to respect. Pinkie Pie knows this better then any pony, and she's been trying for so long, to go beyond that. Through trials and misfortune, she'll keep going as long as her big heart keeps beating; because for her, some things are more important, then any friend could ever be.

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Good friendships can be hard to come by. Sunburst knows this very well, so upon receiving an invitation to spend some quality time with Starlight, he jumps on it without question. Being Flurry Heart’s Crystaller has been more stressful for him than he cares to admit, and it would be nice to be able to sit down with his old friend, and unwind.

However, Stygian, seeking a book in Twilight’s library, interrupts their quality time. To make matters worse, Starlight is soon called away by an emergency at the school, but assures the two that she’ll be back soon.

The only question is… now what?


A Sunburst X Stygian ship[tease]-fic

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As it turns out, not all I do is make music. I actually have a pretty decent talent making plush pony dolls on the side. It brings in good bits... on occasion, such as this one time a little baby dragon commissioned me into crafting him a white unicorn with a blue mane to snuggle with at night.

Then one day, about a week later, I suddenly found myself with more clients. Like... a lot more clients.

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When Rarity woke up, she noted two things. Firstly, she saw that Pinkie was already awake, staring out of the window into the sky. And secondly, she noted the colour of said sky.


Winner of the Quills and Sofas Bisexuality Contest for Pride Month, and published far too late.

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Celestia warns her sister that Derpy might not be the best choice for a mate. Luna isn’t the type to care how different a pony is but how big their heart is. Unfortunately not everypony can see past some obvious differences.

Written for Bike’s Crackship Contest

Thanks to my friend who preread, SleeplessB.

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Dusk Shine is completely fine with being a stallion.

Sure, he doesn’t like it, but I mean who does, right? He isn’t good enough to be a mare, like his friends are, so there’s no way he could be transgender.

Feeling out of place and alienated around his closest friends has to be some kind of friendship problem, and that is what he’s here to study after all.

Maybe once he fixes this hole in his heart, he’ll understand why his friends seem to want him around. Maybe he’ll even be somepony who deserves them.


Content Warnings: Moderate internalized transmisogyny and associated gender trauma, detailed depictions of panic attacks.

Sex tag for: Some very saucy cuddling and kissing, and vague discussion of genitals in a transition context.


Proofreading and editing by our lovely partners, Kataponies and FlutteringLillies.

Cover art by ourselves. Find more of our art at humanwhodoesstuff.com. Title lettering graciously provided by Kataponies.

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Reformed changeling Thorax approaches Spike and Twilight with a royal dilemma: reforming Queen Chrysalis. Twilight thinks she knows just the mare for the job - and that mare has a peculiar solution.

Takes place between "The Times They Are a Changeling" and the end of Season 6.


Written for NaNoWriMo 2021

Story inspired by cover art used by jargon scott.

A thank you to bkc56 for proofreading after publishing.


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