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The love of a pet can be strong enough to shake worlds. Years ago, a companion was lost, and unleashed rage left a trail of revenge across dimensions -- but none of it was ever enough to gain the greatest prize, and so every accomplishment was ultimately hollow. Love did not return.

But now, after so much time, he's found where that love resides. It's just that it happens to be in the home of another. And with only a few more steps to take before reunion, the moment when he finally knows love again...

Don't worry. He's prepared to be fully reasonable about it.



(Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.)

Violence tag is for horrible things happening to demons. Which they deserve. They know what they did.

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Bored out of his chimeric skull, and unable to just cause random chaos as he used to, Discord does the other thing he does best...After trolling...and annoying folks...

I'm talking about finding loopholes, he found a loophole, and now not only can he cause chaos, big and small, but he get's paid to do it!

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My entry to the Writers training Ground Numero Cinco

Cover image by someone on DeviantArt, click it to see source

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A sequel to the Macintosh storyline in this has been written by Flutterfan457, check it out...

Business is Booming

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This story is a sequel to A Confederacy Of Dunce Caps


He's supposed to go on. There's a foal to care for, employees constitute another level of responsibility... in theory, he has so many reasons just to get up on the morning after her death. And the next, and the next, until he meets the lost in the shadowlands once again. When his part of the contract comes due, and he can finally feel whole again.

But he can't seem to remember having gotten up. Going to work. There's snippets, but... just that. Because if he pays attention, he has to live, and living means he has to remember, and if he remembers...

Mr. Rich knows he's supposed to go on alone. He just doesn't know how.

(Part of the Triptych Continuum, which has its own TVTropes page and FIMFiction group. (New members and trope edits welcome.) This story takes place years before the one linked, and no knowledge of the other is required for reading.)

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Winter break. A time of relaxation for all school kids. With that growing near, I was excited and stressed as I only had one more exam before the semester was over. Two weeks of relaxation and doing absolutely nothing would have been a blessing. Keyword, would. Well as fate and the universe would have it, this break was about to be the polar opposite of relaxing. And not only for me...

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Criticism is appreciated as I am a new writer and still learning.
Also, if you dislike, please comment why so I can continue to improve. Its much appreciated.
This is not a 5s/4 fic or any other already existing universe.
This is a re-write of So yea... I'm a pony

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Nurse Redheart just wants to see a nice sunrise after her long overnight. A new member of the staff unknowingly releases the flood gates of medical Tartarus when he mutters the wrong word.

I would like to thank Bean, GayforGadot, Shirlendra, RDT, Techno Blaze, Mykola, Ranoutofideas, Sledge and SmokeyisClassy for proofreading, comments and general awesomeness.

Further thanks to Punished Bean for creating this awesome cover! Thanks buddy.

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WANTED:
One Mint-Condition SWEETIE-BOT by GLOW_MOTHER
Must be willing to work with (ID GROUP: CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS) to attain MEMENTOS OF FUN
Make order address out to (LOCATION: CANTERLOT GARDENS STATUARY)


Pic credit goes to Starbat.

WARNING: And we'll have FUN FUN FUN till ol' Gallus takes the circuits awaaaay....

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Eric Reed is an eighteen-year-old young man, who loves watching My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, and is a big fan of the show. Eric has a good heart, has a good sense of humor, but can be prone to expecting too much from others, is a bit immature, and doesn't have many friends.

One day, he suddenly wakes up in Equestria, and to further add to his huge shock, he's only about one-inch tall. After a frightening meeting with Princess Twilight Sparkle, he asks for her help to find out how and why he's in Equestria, why he's so small, and where to go from there.

The good news: Being a fan of the show, Eric already had some knowledge about the new world he's in and his new friends. The bad news: It won't help nearly as much as he hoped and may cause its own problems. And the worst news: He'll have to face the dangers and struggles that being so small and powerless would present. But they may not be what you think, and some struggles could come from completely unexpected and trustworthy sources.

But he won't be the only one to struggle...

First story I've written.

EDIT on 03/30/19: I wasn't going to have Equestria Girls be "canon" when I wrote this story, but because of some confusion, I edited a bit of some chapters to let EQG be "canon". However, this ret-con to the story won't affect how the story goes.

EDIT on 07/28/19: To help fix a pacing problem, I added two chapters to show more of what happened that was previously "off screen". These chapters, what will now be chapter 6 and chapter 16, are written in a way that won't ret-con the story. There are minor edits to the start of what's now chapter 7, the very end of chapter 15, and a bit of chapter 17 to fit the chapters between them, but there's no actual ret-con.

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Rainbow Dash doesn't really like space assassins. She especially doesn't like when they're trying to kill her.

Hopefully, her new AI gets her out of this mess.


Cover Art by MusicFireWind who was incredibly kind to let me use this piece. Many thanks to her for that! Piece in question can be found here.

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Equestria's Fastest Young Flier and Equestria's Most Powerful Sorceress talk about what it's like to feel their bones grow tired, and to see the young ones take their place. And why it's such a wonderful thing to watch.


This was a heartfelt Breezie Story written for Shakespearicles as a part of Jinglemas 2020! For more information about Jinglemas, checkout our group!

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Nightmare Night is coming soon, but this year, The Candy Mare has been set free! And this time, she has a different taste for her food.

She likes it roasted.

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