Welcome back to the cum zone

Welcome to the cum zone

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I like writing, plain and simple. I've been doing it for at least ten years, and I love sharing my work with others. Mostly clopfics here, but some other stuff too.

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Horse words are the best words.

I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.

Just another semi-successful clop writer

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

All the clop, all the time.

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

A guy that really loves futa. The dickgirl really ties the whole room together.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

ACAB | Kinky aroace ♠️ | All pronouns accepted

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

We grow 'em big!

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I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

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dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

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