How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

I wish I could just finish all the half-done stories I've got backlogged.

God, I'm so sorry.

I'm buried up to my neck in horsewords.

Yea, I'm a writer and I occasionally freelance as an editor or collaborator.

Does this look infected to you?

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Fan fix writer reader and editor

I'm the pony of your dreams... Your hot, sweaty, fitful, Rarity & ice-cream dreams.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous