Blazer is a fanfic author who talks about himself in the third person. What a snob!

Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

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"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

FYI: I am mostly dead. Don't expect much from me.

hello all I am Dex i will be posting several fanfics here herp derp

Pleasure justifies survival.

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Just an average brony looking to get more involved in the fandom I am starting to do Dramatic Readings and is always looking for suggestions

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

If you're reading this, you probably meant to click on something else.

A inexperienced writer who excels in Poetry and Short Stories then Fanfiction, but tries her best.

A good story isn't measured by how long it is, but by how long it stays with you.

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

Hello? Is... is this thing on? The red light means it's on, right? Or do I... I have to push a button, don't I? Well, which one? There's like ten! The black one? They're all black!

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Student by day, practitioner of the custodial arts by night. (or janitor, you philistines...) Started writing after an idea popped into my head and refused to leave. Damn you infectious fandom!

I type stories using my hands

Let's try again.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

I'm a 15 year old girl who loves CoD, Minecraft, football and My Little Pony. I QUIT.