I haven't done a blog post in foreeeeeeeeeeeeeever!

Well here we go, no news on anything. I pulled down B&B because I had no intention of doing it anymore. Sorry if you cared about it, I'll keep the characters around in other stories but it's dead.

I figure I should post this in here, it's my tumblr!

A tumblr dedicated to... well nothing. It's like Seinfeld...

I really don't know what else to say...

ummmmmmm

I got nothing

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As much as my friends love to freaking joke me, I only have two collabs running. ONLY TWO!

and I realize this is probably 2 more than they have going for them unless they are actually in the collab with me. This includes the one that's in both of them...

wait what?

CHANGE SUBJECTS!

IT'S OFFICIALLY ALCOHOL DAY! HOOOOOOOOOO BUCKIN' RAY!

still won't start drinking till about 2 pm, and then imma just freaking write everything forever.
EVERYTHING
FOREVER

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the lyrics have been transposed

I got a babysitter for my shame and dignity

I've pumped up the jams

It's 106 miles to chicago

we've got a full tank of gas

half a pack of cigarettes

it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses

hit it

...anyway, stuff time

cry like a bitch with me!

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Worth it, amirite?

and should feel bad, but yes. A couple of friends of mine invited me to write another collab.

Instead of taking the smart route and finishing what was already on my plate, I'm like NOPE I GOT THIS.

We're already 2.4k words into the first chapter and I imagine these running to about 5-8k. So halfway there on a good day.

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Adding another kinky post after the Foreplay blogpost. What is Satin thinking.

The correct answer is I'm not. Like usual.

Anyway, I was without internet for a couple days there and while I was milling about waiting for the magical blue planet to come back I did something... Naughty

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With that a pink blur shot by me and completely enveloped Satin in one of Pinkie’s famous death hugs.

“Going. To. Die. Happy.” He said as he began to run out of breath.

I chuckled, “Pinkie, he’s only been here for a day, try not to kill him just yet please.”

“Regret. Nothing.” He managed to get out as he turned a rather pretty shade of violet.

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Well I haven't don't this in a long time, time for a blog post! Alright guys, here's some news about whats going on with me.

1. I got my cord back on Thursday, but immediately had to go somewhere that didn't have internet. Hoorayish!

2. Collab stuff is going on, we started like 2 days ago and we're like... 2.5k words in already. Those writing juices are going pretty well.

3. Gay black guys love me... apparently...

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Well guys, my power cord for my comp finally gave out so I'm typing this from my iPod. So I'm sorry about this, but no updates to stories and no real blog posts. Im still down in the dumps a bit still so it's probably for the best that I'm not writing... Well Satin signing off cya guys

I officially put out the new chapter of ANRW (pronounced Anrooooooooooooooooooo), you know that collab thing that i'm likely to complain about if you talk to me about it. It's got a fantastic new picture, I'm back home, and I've already written some backstory for Satin this weekend. I call it "Tales of the drunk."

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