Ironic reasons are the best reasons darling.

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

Ask me if you have any questions about the site. The more detailed you are describing the problem, the better the chances I'll be able to help.

Story Approver and formerly sometimes writer. PM me if you have a Story-related question.

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I used to be relevant!

A real lady killer.

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

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A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

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A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

Hello everyone! I usually write stories that have something to do with blood and gore associated so that's mainly what you're going to get from me if you decide to read my stuff ^~^

"Oh, does everybody need to pay for their lowest choke? Wanna be a bigger man and indulge some hope."