The ever-curious Twilight Sparkle visits your home, eager to learn about all the unique, magical devices you have inside.

I decided to write in second-person for a change.

It's molting time in Equestria, and all the young ponies are ready to shed their tiny exoskeletons to make room for growth into adulthood. Unfortunately for Scootaloo, it also means she can no longer hide her darkest secret.

Preread by Dictator Duck Dodgers

Sometimes that monster in your closet is just a hung-up coat. Sometimes it's a skinrender...

When a group of Titanfallers are summoned to Equestria, their unique skills will come in handy with helping the locals with their problems. After all, there doesn't exist a problem that guns can't fix.

Twilight finds a peach lying on the ground and, being the curious little horse she is, takes it home for immediate consumption. Unfortunately, she has a runny nose, and tastes a little somethin' else a-drippity-drippin'.

This is SNOT your average peach stories.

Twilight Sparkle has always considered herself a connoisseur of meat, having sampled nearly every type in existence. She loves meat. Without meat, what is there to live for? So when the local slaughter house closes down, she takes it upon herself to find a new source to satisfy her dark hunger. Thankfully, Fluttershy's house is practically crawling with meat.

People wanted me to write this months ago. I finally did it...

Christian Weston Chandler, literally the worst human to ever exist, uses the might of his autism to pierce the veil between realities. Now he and his son, Sonichu, the electric-hedgehog-type pokemon, find themselves in Equestria facing an enemy the likes of which has never been seen.
Can these legendary heroes save our beloved ponies? Read and find out you digital dumbey!

A crossover with autism.
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If you don't know who/what Christian Weston Chandler and Sonichu are, I envy you, though such knowledge is not required to enjoy this scrumptious story.

Featured: 9/4/13 & 2/4/15 :)
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Slug Master Elite is just a tentacle pony living a bland tentacle pony life. Unfortunately, one day, he begins craving a sandwich. Now, with the help of his friend, Velocirapper, he has to go get one. But how far will he go in his quest for the most delectable treat of all man pony kind?

I wrote this over a year ago, but never submitted it.
Tentacle ponies are originally from my other story, 'Raptor-tastic', but I felt like writing something about them since they hardly get mentioned.

Vinyl Scratch and her donkey companion must reach an onion hidden beneath Canterlot palace, that has remained there for thousands of years, before it's too late. Unfortunately, princess Celestia and her swarm of guards aren't too keen on letting them in.

Prepare your anus, for this is a Shrek crossover

Celestia and Luna thought they killed off all the black and red alicorns eons ago. Sadly, they were wrong. Dead wrong! Now, an army of the insufferable things are poised to strike and they have to do something about it. Thankfully, the Sunshine Smiles space marine chapter, the least respected of all the imperium of man, are passing by and are more than eager for a good xeno purging. For the Emperor!

Obvious Warhammer 40k crossover. You know, 'cuz there aren't enough of those already.