"Foolish mortals, we are the most powerful of all ponies, and we will crush you with supreme magic the likes of which has never been seen before!" Cried all five alicorn princesses, once again in perfect synchronimity and or harmony.
"Psh," psh'ed Commander and Master Chief Stevenson, "magic shmagic. Can your magic beat bullet? Didn't think so."
"Yeah!" They all said at once.
"Not-uh!" Yelled back 5-star Omega Sergeant General Thompson. "Nothing beats guns. They are the highest point of authority in this universe and perhaps the other universe as well."
"Whatever, I bet you couldn't even kill a 1/1 squirrel," said the princesses.
"I've killed a thousand squirrels, and a thousand ponies too!" Bragged Lord Shepard-Commander Ramierez.
"Enough talk, have at thee!" But the princesses weren't horsein' around. They had no time for child's play, and instantly unleashed their ultimate move. They all flew into the air, magical light surrounding their bodies before they combined into one giant titan. It was at least twice the size of any of the other titans, and had a big huge assault riffler to match its bigness. "What, you didn't think we could use guns as well? Perhaps you forget that we are in charge around here. How did you think we got into a position of power?"
Supreme Fleet Admiral Davis reached up and took his titan's sunglasses off, taking a look at their titan with his special eyes. They widened in surprise at what he saw. "That's no ordinary-human gun!"
"What do you mean?!" Snapped back Lord Shepard-Commander Ramierez. "What other type of gun is there?"
"He's right," confirmed the princesses. "This is a magical gun made from magic that shoots magic. Muahaha"
"A magic gun?" Questioned 5-star Omega Sergeant General Thompson. "Now that sounds down-right ridiculous."
"We'll see how ridiculous it is once it has killed every one of you!" Threatened the princesses as they leveled their massive magical assault riffler at the humans and their titans and opened fire. Suddenly, a rainbow-like projectile sprung forth from its muzzle, impacting Lord Shepard-Commander Ramierez right in the chest, tearing his titan to shreds with its supreme magic and harmony and friendship. Thankfully he had two titans, so he was completely fine.
"Quick everyone, shoot her back!" Ordered Commander and Master Chief Stevenson. And so they did, all four of them aiming their guns at the princess titan. They opened fire, billions and millions and trillions and thousands of bullets shooting out and hitting the mech with ultimate precision.
"Noooo!" Shouted the princesses as they lit on fire and then exploded.
"Hahaha," laughed 5-star Omega Sergeant General Thompson, "They didn't stand a ghooost of a chance."
"Human guns beat magic guns every day of the week even Wednesday," explained Supreme Fleet Admiral Davis.
Suddenly, there was clapping heard nearby, and all the humans turned to see none other than Iron Will standing nearby. He smiled smugly as he explained everything. "Ha, we tricked you. We humanitaurs were invading the ponies homeland and killing them all, and you helped us do it. Now the princesses are dead and nothing can stop us. It was all a clever ruse!"
"What!?" All four humans shouted at once.
"He's flipped our flap jacks!" Screamed Supreme Fleet Admiral Davis
"We've been duped!" Cried Commander and Master Chief Stevenson.
"We've been bamboozled!" Shouted 5-star Omega Sergeant General Thompson.
"We've been taken for a ride!" Spouted Lord Shepard-Commander Ramierez from his mouth.
"No one tricks us and gets away with it!" Said Supreme Fleet Admiral Davis with utmost certainty. "We'll get revenge on you for this!"
Iron Will spread his arms in a clear 'come-at-me' gesture. "Well, water you waiting five? Come get your revenge, if you dare?"
Will our human protagonists get their revenge? Do they dare? Or will Iron Will defeat and claim all Questria for his own evil doing?
Find out next time!