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// The most awesome battle ever in any fanfiction ever 
// Story: Titanfall: Guns and Stuff 
// by Good Christian Ethesto 
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	"Ponies, hundreds of them, incoming!" Summarized Supreme Fleet Admiral Davis in as few words as possible. He picked up his snipper riffler and aimed down-sights, easily spotting the horde of colored, quadrupedal abominations. "And they sure do look angry!"

"Not as angry as they're gonna be," remarked 5-star Sergeant General Thompson. "Wait, I mean 'dead', not 'angry'."

"Yeah," agreed Commander and Chief Stevenson, "we have guns and they don't." As if to prove a point, he picked up his assault riffler and aimed it at the oncoming mob. A quick pull of the trigger and 50 bullets were fired out resulting in the deaths of countless ponies. Another pull, another 50 bullets, and another pile of corpses for the corpse throne!

"Hey! I wanna shoot too!" Pouted Lord Commander Ramierez. And so he did. Shoot, that is. His big, huge titan-sized assault riffler was all like 'kaplowee bamo!' and it shot lots and lots of bullets out and they all hit because he has good aim. Before long, all four of them had started shooting at the oncoming ponies, killing thousands if not millions of them. 

Supreme Fleet Admiral Davis didn't even need to aim, and instead opted to climb up a nearby boulder over and over before jumping off and doing 360 no-scopes. He didn't need aim because he was good with gun and he shot mayor mare in the head and then he shot Rainbow Dash in the head because she's the fastest.

Suddenly Twilight Sparkle teleported to them and was really angry but she got shot by 5-star Sergeant General Thompson who had a shot gun and shot her twice to make sure she was dead before turing and shooting another pony two times also! Suddenly Pinkie Pie pulled out her party canon and tried to shoot them, but it wasn't a very good gun and Lord Commander Ramierez walked over and kicked her with his titan because he could. Suddenly Applejack threw a rope out to try to catch Commander and Chief Stevenson but he had a gun and shot her and she died so Applebloom tried with a tinier rope, but Commander and Chief Stevenson shot her too, then he shot the other two cutie mark crusaders so they couldn't tie him up and because he wanted them all dead.

Then, when no one was looking, Supreme Fleet Admiral Davis took his grenade launcher off his back and shot all his grenades killing forty ponies. He killed 40 ponies. That's as many as four tens, and that's terrible. They kept shooting, and before long every pony in the town was dead. Their corpses littered the ground like litter in the pacific ocean which isn't funny it's a serious problem and lots of fish and marine animals die because of it every year and they choke on it and it kills the coral reefs which are beautiful and don't deserve to be destroyed by trash so please recycle :). 

Once all of them were dead, all of the titanfallers leveled up, and they all got titans of their own. Ultra Supreme Fleet Admiral Davis got a little titan and 5-star Omega Sergeant General Thompson got a big titan and Eren Jaegar turned into a titan and Commander and Master Chief Stevenson got a titan with lots of guns and Lord Shepard-Commander Ramierez got another titan which he wore on top of his other one. 

They were ready for kill, and just in time, as their unadulterated slaughter of all those ponies had caught the attention of none other than all the pony princesses, the most powerful of all ponies. All five of the princesses teleported in, looking angry. 

"Monsters, we'll stop you for killing all our subjects!" Celestia, Luna, Nightmare Moon, Cadence, and Chrysalis, the five pony princesses of Equestria and the most powerful of all ponies again, yelled all at once. 

"I knew I shoulda stayed home today," said 5-star Omega Sergeant General Thompson.





Can our heroes possibly defeat? Will 5-star Omega Sergeant General Thompson ever overcome the death of his father and fix his drinking problem? Will they ever run out of bullet?

Find out next time on Titanfall: Guns and Stuff!