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Small steps. Commissions are closed for the moment. Just working through my queue.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

I am never serious.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Metal music, guitars, and model electric trains. Rainbow Dash is best pony!

Young, Clueless, a dragon with hunger for a hoard of knowledge but my hoard is to be spread with friends, families and more.

Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!

Too much to write; too little time

None o' your damn beezneez~ (The super secret clop account of DerpyDitzyDerpyDo, shhhhhhh)

I'm terribly uninteresting so I think I'll pass on the bio, thanks.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

A clopfic author.

If you like my stories, feel free to join me on Patreon.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Ponies are cute, beautiful and sexy creatures. Anyone that says other wise is either lying, or gay. Deal with it.

Just a guy with time on his hands really, all I can say is a hope you enjoy what I write

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

I mainly write smut and some occasional PG-13 stuff.

Just a guy with a keyboard, whose mind tends to vomit all over it.

Unicorn Developer

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Admin of Straight Shipping and SpikeDash among others. I write half-stories.

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

Writer/Artist who's been active since the inception of the fandom.

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

We grow 'em big!