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A human, a pony, and 576 cabbages shipwreck on a deserted island. The human wants to eat the pony. The pony wants to eat the cabbages. The cabbages aren't sapient creatures and thus have no thoughts on the matter. A parody of "The Savage Way".
After a mysterious headline adorns the top of the Ponyville Foal Free Press, we take to the streets to ask citizens if it's true: is Fluttershy Best Pony?
Luna, banished to a thousand hours of community service, discovers the real reason Ponyville is crazy, tries to get foalnapped, and contends with Bon Bon's claim that the griffons are imaginary creatures.
How'd that Changeling end up at the wedding anyway? Read on for his tale of woe and inconvenience at the hooves of a lazy and paranoid Queen Chrysalis.
They say the best way to learn a language is to actually use it, so each day I'll post a short story featuring a Chineighs word in place of an Equestrian one. This will be focusing on Pinyin as opposed to characters, because characters are a pain!
Believe it or not, sometimes Ponyville has normal days. On those days, Pinkie talks to ponies. Because while she might know everypony in Ponyville, does she really know them on a personal level? No? That won't do. So she talks to ponies.
Twilight Sparkle does a vocal journal from time to time but here she is testing a spell that will turn your voice into actual words on a paper. She does this will trying not to fall sleep.
Trash Doves invade Ponyville, Twilight Sparkle is annoyed, Fluttershy is ambivalent, and everyone learns the slightly depressing yet also uplifting philosophy behind Pinkie Pie's party proclivities
Pinkie somehow knows that there are free donuts to be had in the human world, and convinces Twilight Sparkle to send her there. It goes downhill after that.
Celestia has taken a liking to Shining Armor. Luna has to convince her of why this is bad, and that she should look elsewhere. And why is Big Mac so laconic anyway?
Snoozlerazz discovers faces, visits the DMV, and makes out with her teacher, all while attempting to annoy people so she doesn't starve. A Super Cynepoline Wulf collaboration
A prompt-driven collection of <1000 word stories, driven entirely by prompts given in the comments that drive the story that is written based on prompts in the comments of the story that is written based on prompts in the comments of the story.
Twilight's castle is on fire, she's missing her wings, reality is collapsing, and things just get weirder and stupider from there. A wonky collab with Ryza.
Rainbow Dash really wants to buy a hat from Applejack, but for some asinine reason she plans on taking 2000 chapters to do so. Man, who would write such drivel? Who would bother parodying it? Super Trampoline, apparently.
Rainbow Dash has bad sleep hygiene, writes My Tiny Gecko fanfiction, visits her therapist, and helps with search and rescue operations after Cloudsdale explodes.
Armed with multiple legal and illegal substances, Super Trampoline enlists the help of various authors at Horizon's author party to write a crappy story about Spike's eighteenth birthday party held at Twilight's castle that has a lot of chaos..
In the first time since the last time somepony wrote about the Velvet residence, read interesting anecdotes about what went down here, except since I'm the author, don't expect anything particularly long or in depth. Do expect pies, though.
Pinkie Pie Eats a Lot of Sugar and then viciously conquers Equestria in this Speed Writing Challenge which ended up taking about 32 minutes when all was said and done.
Rainbow Dash is in cloud jail for blowing up the weather factory. That doesn't mean she can't run a bustling drug empire though. Except it does. Expect mangoes, crawdads, coat hangers, paper towel rolls, and retcons. And office furniture rentals.
This is a new story about new things. I wrote it in under an hour. I new I could do it. UPDATE: I only wrote the first two chapters in under an hour. The rest I wrote today. Now you new. Jesus shows up but you can't tag the Bible as a series.
Rainbow Dash thinks she's a ukulele, Super Trampoline doesn't think he's funny, and Rarity thinks she's summoning monsters from the Horseshoe Bay Resort and Casino kitchen pantry. The third entry in an increasingly stupid series
Waluigi's facial hair romances everyone's favorite EQG waifu and then Twilight makes a bet with Pinkie Pie which keeps getting more bizarre. A speedfic written entirely during the second of my hour-long library computer reservations.
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