Waluigi's facial hair romances everyone's favorite EQG waifu and then Twilight makes a bet with Pinkie Pie which keeps getting more bizarre.
A speedfic written entirely during the second of my hour-long library computer reservations.
I blame Fourths, even though she has nothing to do with this. It's just fun to blame her.
What the fuck?
I know this is you, but . . .
What the fuck?
Well, that was a thing that happened.
I didn't expect pictures.
Where the fk did you find those pictures?
8305096 I saw the picture and knew I had to write a story around it.
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So you're telling me that that was a picture that existed before you wrote this?
I read the whole thing.
...
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Derpibooru is a wonderful, terrible place
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To that artist, I have some serious questions.
Welp, that escalated quickly
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Search for "Waluigi" on Derpibooru. I believe there were 43 Safe or suggestive images.
Iâve been meaning to ask this for a while now but⌠when you do crack you donât do eight balls, do you? You do entire ounces.
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I've actually been sober since Friday night
...
No.
Three gifs:
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i.imgur.com/j5vnzAj.jpg
I wasn't too far off, I literally just now two hours later remembered that it's called the mushroom Kingdom.
you've created the purest form of cancer.
well fucking done.
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Thanks. I'm sure my mother is proud.
Except she isn't.
But that's okay. My self worth comes from within.
That art
Kill me
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Shhhhhh.
No words.
Only hysterical sobbing.
More like he made his way downtown.
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I choose to believe he's running towards this story.
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He's not, but he left an upvote before the took off,
Goddammit, Trampoline. Have an upthumb and get out.
Omg. I don't even know what to say about this. The moustache asked Sunset to marry him. Where did this idea come from lol. This is so good.
YASSSSSSS
You suck Twilight
I don't know why but you diserved it.
Anyways, this was good. I liked it. It's something different than reading stuff that's way to similar to other stories. I've never read anything like this. That's a good thing.
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I'm glad you liked it. :)
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I decided I should do something with Waluigi and then I saw that ridiculous picture that is the cover art and knew exactly what I wanted to do.
That I was doing this all within an hour time limit meant that some of that especially stupid stuff that normally I would not use I ended up not using due to time constraints
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Come to think of it we should write a silly collaboration sometime
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you think that it's bad that you use your Internet to read these? Just think how sad it is that someone uses their Internet to write them!
( free Wi-Fi at my place bitches)
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OK so at my music studio opening party a few months ago, while we were all really high one of my friends sat down at my piano and played that riff and I don't want to say it blew my mind but it was just really fucking great.
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Sounds like fun! Shoot me a PM with what you have in mind whenever you want.
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I'm morbidly curious if there are any mature ones, and I'm terrified that they are and I will regret it forever if I look, but I almost feel a compulsion to do so. How has it come to this?
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We seek divergent in a mad world.
The only reason I reference the safe/suggestive specifically is because I would be using the library computer and didn't feel like logging in Derpibooru.
Also I really don't want to be looking at pony smut on the library computer.
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Hit me up if you're ever in SoCal
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None terribly explicit from a quick glance (I gave in to temptation). Did find this, which is totally adorable.
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Yeah that picture was entirely too nice for my nefarious purposes.
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Honestly, the one you used for your cover art is gorram adorable. Weird as fk, but adorable.
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What are you up to later today?
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I'll be home in about 35 minutes. I'll let you know when I'm available.