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Twilight Sparkle drinks tea, but feels deeply uncomfortable. You will too, if you read this story, or if you ride on a bicycle for too long, or if you are hairy and have to pull a band-aid off.
Then other things happen, as she experiences random shenanigans, including sun spots and thimbles.
Also ants.
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For you young'uns in the crowd:
6381845 And for the really young'uns in the crowd:
Before reading the story: I just lol' so hard at this description. Looks interesting enough.
After reading the story: Luna's teats, dude, that's some dark shit. Some random, dark shit. Twilight was made of candy? And she was suicidal? Not sure if I should lol again or go cry in a corner. Still great job, though there were some minor grammar issues.
Best line in the story.
Also, I have a strange and morbidly terrifying desire for candy, now. What have you done to my life, author?
This was the weirdest thing I have read in a while. I'm following you so I don't miss out on more stuff that's similar to it.
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6382162 it seems I accomplished my goal of writing something deeply and darkly weird.
What dosages of what drugs were involved in writing this? I ask purely out of scientific interest.
6382446 I'm currently taking an experimental ADHD drug for a medical study trial, but I either am getting the placebo or it just doesn't work for me because I am just as distracted and lazy as I normally am off medication. I have been writing a lot of random comedies lately because they are the only things I can focus on enough to finish right now. I would withdraw from the study and go back to my regular medication that actually works, but I'm too poor to turn down $95 dollars every two weeks for 2-4 hours of my time.
Finally someone with the balls to call Applebloom's bluff. She got what she deserved.
I thought I was done being surprised after every line of dialog. I was surprised all the way to the end.
Masterful.
I imagined the story done in this style, with this voice narrating it.
6396087 not gonna watch that on 5 hours over the last two days of sleep right now
6396087 oh hey so I ended up watching that with my friends while on Molly except Molly doesn't effect me very much.
I mean this kindly when I say I think you should stick to your own style of writing. This doesn't suit you. :C And if I hadn't just read all of Fiddlebottoms's work, I might have liked this more. Not to say parts of it didn't work, but more didn't than did. Just, fair warning before the review. :/
7260587 I didn't write this with the bottoms in mind at all, I just noticed an after-the-fact similarity. But the truth is this is my style. This is what I'm capable of writing when I'm not on medication when I am on ADHD medication I can actually get writing that doesn't suck done but I end up masturbating Musta time instead because maybe it's the medication makes me horny and makes it easier for me to focus on whatever I choose to focus on so I end up choosing to focus on masturbation for hours at a time. There was a half year it easier for me to focus on whatever I choose to focus on so I end up choosing to focus on masturbation for hours at a time. There was a half year Bryce doing an ADHD medication study and I was on the plus Seabo and all my stores for shit. Now that I have medication again my stories are slightly less shit but most times I say I'm going to write I don't end up writing. This is why I failed college. This is why I'm a fat loser is a 24-year-old Virgin this is why I work odd jobs for most the time can't even get myself to work them and this is why am always late to everything. Because I have no fucking work ethic or will or drive or whatever. So yeah, I hate writing but I like the results of writing but often this crap is the most I can get myself to do because it will cause the least amount of effort. Writing a good story that doesn't suck requires more effort than I usually can muster.
7260587 and yes I am better at myself. Because I just got through another night of almost no sleep, no riding, a little bit of music composing, but mostly five or six hours of masturbating. I'm sure that did me a whole Lotta good. I waste so fucking much time playing with my dick time, that I will never get back as he Marshawn towards the ceaseless path of a ternal oblivion. I have good fucking stories I want to write, stories that people actually enjoy and be good and make me feel good about writing but I can't fucking focus on them because every time I want to fucking focus on them off my medication I just feel like shit like I'm on weed or something but I don't smoke weed and when I have edibles they make me feel like not doing anything so I pretty much never eat edibles and when I'm on my ADHD pills I feel like writing but I don't end up riding I just masturbate like I did last night so yeah I'm really frustrated with myself and I'm driving to band practice right Now I'm using my phone talk to text feature so don't worry I'm not quite as unhinged yes I sound although I'm starting to sound like I did back when I was failing university but back then I off of reading a lot more we give media. Anyway you probably don't want my whole fucking sad sad life story but suffice it to say there are good stores I want to write but often the soda shit is the only thing I feel like I can write.
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Well, this is at least onto something, just didn't make it all the way there.
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Why do you think I write crap like what I just published? It's a lot easier to be wacky and random than it is to knuckle down and peel away the layers of life. Don't get too down on yourself, you're not alone. :B
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Well, that was a fun descent into...madness I guess. Personally, I like to believe Twilight had a bad trip rather than all of this happening, so that's what I'm going with
7393533 nice coda :)
what is this
7498576 Candy
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Now, now, remembered what we talked about?
Often nice people in dirty unmarked vans will give you free rock candy!
Other times it is crystal meth!
Make sure you learn the differences, lol it could mean your life
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Also where did u acquire such a fabulous cover photo
7500077 I think I searched Derpibooru for "Twilight, wat" and then ranked them by score and it was near the top.
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