• Member Since 11th Mar, 2012
  • offline last seen February 12th

Crysis Commander


You do you the best you can do.

Comments ( 34 )

I... I... Ummmm...

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Okay...

Seriously though, I will read it. At least you're doing your part in making it interesting.

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That is a lot of numbers and letters. The image must have been quite the spectacle. :rainbowlaugh:

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It was... Which is sad because it was a perfect picture for this...

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Ha ha! I have found a way of getting the picture on there!

Still, consider this story liked, and yourself followed.

Larry the Lubricant!! :rainbowlaugh:

I'm fucking dying. I'm dead now, thanks.

2D

There once was a booty so great and so phat, that any and all who beheld it wished only to tap dat. 'Twas no ordinary booty, this ass was cash, over the possession of this treasure, many nations did clash. Only one one soul, a heart of pure funkaliciousness, can tame the mighty beast and give it the business.

I sincerely hope you read this poem aloud in school. Also, it was a great poem; I suck at ryhmes.

10/10 would fap again. Looking forward to next chapter.

I will read this at a later date. Favorited so I may someday find it again. :ajsmug:

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Epitome, my friend. :pinkiesmile: Spelled super funky, I know!

She's allergic to bitching.

Ain't we all...

Celestia dares to mock the greatest butt bandit in history!? :flutterrage:

This is a great chapter. I really enjoyed it. Now, if you excuse me I have to eat Doritos and cum on rarity's flank

this is a fucking joke fucktard

:moustache: Yes, this is a bootylicious chapter, my good sir. Hope to see more in the future. Because this fights are really something to remember for generations to cum. Papa bless~

OK. You just went full retarded on this one. Are you drunk? :trixieshiftleft:

Are you going to continue and finish this?

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