Roseluck has decided to move to Ponyville to be with her two sisters. Fed up with city life, she is ready to kick back and enjoy the slow and calm countryside life.
There's just a tiny problem with the house she's looking at buying. It's nothing though. It's really nothing. There's just a lot of closet space — too much closet space.
Is she just overreacting, or is it actually weird to have an endless void in your closet?
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Cover art from the MLP CCG — Canterlot Nights #79.
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Can't say I don't blame for Roseluck for wanting to sign the documents after learning there's no HOA in Ponyville.
PFFFT damn. Even in Equestria, there being no HOA in Ponyville is enough to sway her.
Well done! I never truly realized how bizarre living in Ponyville could be, although having an expanding void in your closet sure is another thing entirely. I enjoyed the touch of eldritch horror mind melting that she was fighting against, 10/10.
curious story. An infinite black space in a room. It has its advantages.
Good choice, Roseluck.
HOAs really are a plague on American suburbia. You privatised local government
Got me there in the end
I have wondered sometimes if Ponyville is, effectively, the Equestrian-equivalent of Gravity Falls.
Sold. We can add a door on the other side of the house so we can still access it after the hallway is consumed by the void.
HOA's are way scarier
The only correct response to finding any place without a Baldur damned HOA.
I have many questions regarding structural standards in Ponyville now. Such an absurd concept executed absolutely perfectly, take an upvote
This is a funny story. The fact that Monster attacks are preferable over HOA says a lot about how bad those must be.
Sold!
Ponyville in a nutshell.
Nice read.
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Look at YouTube they have channels dedicated to stories about those things
Sounds like something from Welcome to Night Vale
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I'll be honest — I didn't go into writing the story thinking about Night Vale but I sure did notice that it ended up having a very Night Vale vibe when I was going through editing it.
Haven't listened to that podcast in years, that was good back in the day.