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gapty


Hi. It's gapty. Read a fic today. Or don't. They're both the same to me. Just don't tell knighty I said that.

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During a vacation to Rock Height, a tourist town through and through, Twilight Sparkle encounters Trixie Lulamoon as a waitress—and Trixie provides the worst service imaginable.


Huge thanks to RB_ for prereading and to PseudoBob Delightus for proofreading this fic!

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I laughed at the final scene, it was as if the whole experience built up to the perfect punch line.

Very nice. Trixie truly is the worst best!

I had some coworkers who got banned from Dick's, which is a restaurant with a similar rude waitstaff schtick. It turns out that escalating from insults to starting a food fight, which spread to the other patrons also hurling food at the waitstaff, was a bridge too far.

“How about a free magic show?” Getting hit, Trixie jumped in pain. “Ouch!”

:twilightangry2: How about death?!
:trixieshiftleft:... No?
:twilightangry2: Wrong answer!

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Same.

Meanwhile, a big crowd had gathered on the streets, watching the chase with great interest. The owner of the Magic’s Diner used this opportunity to prepare tables outside and serve the guests with food and drinks.

Capitalism at it's finest.

I like how Equestria has its own version of Dick's Last Resort/Karen's Diner. The gimmick is just perfect for Trixie.

I could tell what Trixie was doing. And I’m happy I knew before it was explained. Well done. It makes sense Trixie would do this. :rainbowlaugh:

Glorious, glorious! Loved it all the way through, humor polished to a star's brightness!

Trixie is perfect for this role.

This story was a fun one, and is so something Trixie would do and love:rainbowlaugh: Place your bets on how long she will last. Avoiding and taking Twilight's beams, not as a waitress

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Seeing Starlight isn't here to save her, I give Trixie less than 5 minutes.

"Because Sparkle's reactions are the best" :trixieshiftright:

That was so hilarious! Such a genius idea of a restaurant where an Inconvenient Trixie serves you, that's just so funny, I loved every second of this story. I would have wanted to eat at this restaurant as well, haha

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