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I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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All right then, thank you, I love the story!!!

Bendy #2 · May 22nd · · ·

I am somewhat making fun of my own stories, and HIE in general in this story.

Although, now that I think about it. This guy does not have much to complain about. His life is basically perfect. And yet, he still complains.

In response you simply pulled out a carrot from your pocket and presented it to her.

I love you :rainbowlaugh:

“Dirty boy! Dirty boy! Dirty-dirty-dirty!”

Maybe the human should her his milk-in-cap project that is probably sitting in his locker.

Bendy #4 · May 22nd · · ·

You don't need to say romantic words. You just need to give them a carrot.

Seriously though, in more serious, realistic fanfiction this may not work.

awesome story mate keep it up cant wait for the next one:pinkiehappy::twilightsmile:

I might try for a longer one next time. I've been making quite a few of these 1000s stories lately.

I nearly have 300 stories now. I should do something special for the 300th.

Unless it's Carrot Top lol
These comedy stories of yours always make me laugh, kudos my friend.

I have so many of them if you need to look through them for a quick laugh.

soooooooo ogive carrot receive sex? this is a very interesting trade.

Dammit! I can't go ONE FUCKING NIGHT without a mare in my bed!

I fucking love this dilema! XD

Keep up the good work!

He's cursed with being 'Anon'. The ultimate mare's man.

Well, horses do love carrots. So, that happens.

Obviously the solution is to go gay and sleep with stallions.

Yeah. That could work I guess. XD

This was playing in the background of my mind while reading


Laughing is what you should be doing and confusion is what you should be feeling after finishing a story from this man

Glad you enjoyed this silly story.

I didn't take me very long to make. I kind of threw it together.

A fitting theme?

Well at least in the bar my mind played it, I then searched throughout YouTube for the name

It's not you that's got them under any spell--it's the carrots that are controlling them! :flutterrage:

Wait--why doesn't it work on Fluttershy's white demo----ooooohhhh! :twilightoops:

What's even more insane this seemed to turn Rarity on even more as you heard her shout. “Dirty boy! Dirty boy! Dirty-dirty-dirty!”

So Rarity is Futurama's Morgan Procter? :rainbowhuh:

... I can believe it! :rainbowwild:

All you need is the carrots to woo them. XD

Unless someone is crazy, I don't see anyone trying to woo Angel.

Glad another got the reference.

This was pretty funny with a kinda depressing undertone. If I were him I would question whether I was in a flawed simulation.

The good thing is. He isn't totally abusing his power over them.

He quickly dismissed the idea of killing Sweetie Belle.

Nice one, Bendy!

This is just glorious; all of it is glorious! The reactions, the amazing adult humor, and everything else is just such a treat to behold! I hope ya didn't mind, but I just had to make a reading of this super easy story of yours! ;D

Audio Linky!: https://youtu.be/imroIH87_So

(I don't mean to offend anyone with this comment in any way!)

Thanks. I looking forward to watching it.

Just note. I do love HIE. But I do like making fun of it at the same time.

And this is why you shouldn't use cheat codes. That "100% Swagger" just ruined the game of life for you!:eeyup:

Bendy #30 · May 25th · · ·

Yeah. Using cheats makes the game not really worth playing.

I shudder to imagine what a pony would do for molasses then. I put some on a fancy salad for the horse once as a kid, and he was like a man possessed as he ravaged that poor, innocent bowl.

Ok that one was fun.

Ha! That was great!

*opens fridge and carefully takes out a carrot* hmmmmm

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