All right then, thank you, I love the story!!!

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I am somewhat making fun of my own stories, and HIE in general in this story.

Although, now that I think about it. This guy does not have much to complain about. His life is basically perfect. And yet, he still complains.

In response you simply pulled out a carrot from your pocket and presented it to her.

I love you

“Dirty boy! Dirty boy! Dirty-dirty-dirty!”

Maybe the human should her his milk-in-cap project that is probably sitting in his locker.

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You don't need to say romantic words. You just need to give them a carrot.

Seriously though, in more serious, realistic fanfiction this may not work.

awesome story mate keep it up cant wait for the next one

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I might try for a longer one next time. I've been making quite a few of these 1000s stories lately.

I nearly have 300 stories now. I should do something special for the 300th.

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Unless it's Carrot Top lol
These comedy stories of yours always make me laugh, kudos my friend.

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I have so many of them if you need to look through them for a quick laugh.

soooooooo ogive carrot receive sex? this is a very interesting trade.

Dammit! I can't go ONE FUCKING NIGHT without a mare in my bed!

I fucking love this dilema! XD

Keep up the good work!

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He's cursed with being 'Anon'. The ultimate mare's man.

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Well, horses do love carrots. So, that happens.

Obviously the solution is to go gay and sleep with stallions.

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Yeah. That could work I guess. XD

This was playing in the background of my mind while reading

This

Laughing is what you should be doing and confusion is what you should be feeling after finishing a story from this man

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hell yeah

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Glad you enjoyed this silly story.

I didn't take me very long to make. I kind of threw it together.

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A fitting theme?

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Well at least in the bar my mind played it, I then searched throughout YouTube for the name

It's not you that's got them under any spell--it's the carrots that are controlling them!

Wait--why doesn't it work on Fluttershy's white demo----ooooohhhh!

What's even more insane this seemed to turn Rarity on even more as you heard her shout. “Dirty boy! Dirty boy! Dirty-dirty-dirty!”

So Rarity is Futurama's Morgan Procter?

... I can believe it!

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All you need is the carrots to woo them. XD

Unless someone is crazy, I don't see anyone trying to woo Angel.

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Glad another got the reference.

This was pretty funny with a kinda depressing undertone. If I were him I would question whether I was in a flawed simulation.

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The good thing is. He isn't totally abusing his power over them.

He quickly dismissed the idea of killing Sweetie Belle.

Amusing.

🥕

👍
Nice one, Bendy!

This is just glorious; all of it is glorious! The reactions, the amazing adult humor, and everything else is just such a treat to behold! I hope ya didn't mind, but I just had to make a reading of this super easy story of yours! ;D

Audio Linky!: https://youtu.be/imroIH87_So

(I don't mean to offend anyone with this comment in any way!)

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Thanks. I looking forward to watching it.

Just note. I do love HIE. But I do like making fun of it at the same time.

And this is why you shouldn't use cheat codes. That "100% Swagger" just ruined the game of life for you!

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Yeah. Using cheats makes the game not really worth playing.

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I shudder to imagine what a pony would do for molasses then. I put some on a fancy salad for the horse once as a kid, and he was like a man possessed as he ravaged that poor, innocent bowl.

Ok that one was fun.

Ha! That was great!

*opens fridge and carefully takes out a carrot* hmmmmm

nice

“God fucking dammit! You bitch! What does it take for you to hate me?!”

The fuck was that?