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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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Wow, just... wow. The last part making me laughing with tears though.

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That he is going to be hardcore cured from Ponybutt Indoctrination from Princess Luna and Princess Celestia? Or the last line of the story?

How dare u betray humanity..
There no place for u in humanity now
:rainbowlaugh:

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The pony butts broke him.

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He'll enjoy himself anyway. The pony butt will make him happy.

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Thanks.

I got inspired from the other story. Such heresy the human committed.

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I figured as much, heresy cannot be allowed to fester! :pinkiecrazy:

Bendy #10 · Jun 2nd, 2020 · · 1 ·

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No matter how normie the human is.... the pony butt will stop that. XD

Nothing can stop the perfect butt

That’s how they do it!

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Try as he might, butt he will submit to the butt.

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All hail the butts

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Get you Addicted to their butts mind control

I hope there's a sequel that shows what happened.

....he turned to the butt side :moustache:

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I think it's better off as a one-shot. But I assume, he's getting pony ass.


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The Butt Side of the Force Is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.

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Is it possible to learn this power?

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Not from a dietitian. XD

Oh no, not the dreaded Sun-Butt and Moon-butt! Oh well, for the good of my health. *unzips pants*

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At least there's no growth this time.

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Heh-heh, alriiiiiight!

“It is a magical disease that affects all sapient minded species who stay in contact with ponies for long periods of time.”

Ok, as hilarious as this story is, that's....actually a pretty interesting idea for a fantasy setting. A Pacifist Race who rarely, if ever was in conflict with itself on large scales, likely since before it grew sapience, so it evolved a sort of magic that would subtlety affect other Races around it as a defense, with hostile threats turning passive over a certain period of time, and passiveness turning into attraction, or even obsession, over long stretches.

I could easily imagine an ability like this being used in various ways depending on the setting

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...would that make them Eldritch?
Just by being in their presence you slowly go more mad and more into their way of thinking?
Their indoctrination does lower sanity to those who will not submit.

Bendy #27 · Jun 3rd, 2020 · · 1 ·

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It could be useful to even a story where humans invade the ponies and take over Equestria. Only for our soldiers to feel guilt over our hostile takeover and fall in love with the ponies a few months later. The soldiers end up liberating Equestria from humans that have not succumbed to Ponybutt Indoctrination.

Equestria sends diplomats all around the world to pacify other governments.

.... this could a good story. LOL.

ASSuming direct control :moustache:

Better a horsefucker than a Reaper husk, I guess.

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At last, someone gets the Mass Effect reference.

Yeah, it's much better than a husk.

You had no curiosity to explore this new alien world you found yourself in. Besides, you have seen crazy things happening in this town already. You don't know what other horrors could await you beyond this town if you leave.

He didn't realize yet there is literally no other place in Equestria with more crazy things than Ponyville?
Moving away would make things far less insane.
I mean, what could possible beat an combination of Twilight Sparkle, Discord, Pinkie Pie and the CMC?

“Ponybutt Indoctrination is passive defensive magic that all ponies have. Ponies for the most part are cowards and do not like fighting. This defensive magic helps keep ponies safe from hostile warlike races. We had been conquered in the past only for our conquerors to grow soft and release us. For example, the Griffons are now one of our greatest allies. Despite their tough-guy façade, they are actually madly in love with us."

I recently read a story where it was claimed pony cuteness is an defence strategy since no predator would be able to harm something as cute as an pony.
Both ideas makes sense for me.

Celestia sighed deeply. “I'm sorry Anon, but you have the advanced stage of Ponybutt Indoctrination. You need alicorn pony butt to cure you at this point.”

:trollestia:: "And if everything fails we still can call an actual love-expert to help us out."

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He didn't realize yet there is literally no other place in Equestria with more crazy things than Ponyville?
Moving away would make things far less insane.
I mean, what could possible beat an combination of Twilight Sparkle, Discord, Pinkie Pie and the CMC?

Well, he doesn't know that. But yeah, you're kind of right.

I recently read a story where it was claimed pony cuteness is an defence strategy since no predator would be able to harm something as cute as an pony.
Both ideas makes sense for me.

Could I have a link to this story?

:trollestia:: "And if everything fails we still can call an actual love-expert to help us out."

That or the classic Bendy thing happens where the ponies grow bigger. A bigger butt may fix it. XD

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Could I have a link to this story?

Found it!

EThe Scale
Twilight and Don invent a scale that determines where on the evolutionary cycle ponies fall. Some like their results more than others.
TheEighthDayofNight · 3.8k words  ·  662  13 · 9.3k views

tl;dr version:

“As Don has pointed out, we’re not exactly a survival-oriented species, so I wanted to research how we got to where we are. My thought is that our cuteness saved us from many predators, and that now we are still growing cuter to stay ahead in diplomatic and business relations.”

There was a large amount of cookery next to you on the counter, so you will be occupied for some time. Nothing remarkable happened for quite some time. There were no grand wacky adventures for the moment. You were cleaning the plates, not saving Equestria. Even if you were invited to go on some adventure, you were a coward and always refused to go.

🖕

MOW

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That's what she said!

You tried, but thy fate is already sealed!

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