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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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This unironically sounds like a Best End scenario. Harem, check. All four princesses love you, check. Twilight's going to make you immortal, check. You can pet ponies forever and always have more, check.

Can...can I switch my life for this one please?

10706190
He'll get used to it. But it may be horrible for awhile at least for him with so many babies, and moody pregnant mares nagging him. XD

I hope the married ones’s husbands won’t be too mad at him.

Oh no I just thought this would be nice and good short story. And I was right.
Love the story! Keep up the good work.

10706190
Until years later he accidentally pets one of his kids lmfao. I wonder what happens if he pets a stallion? Also this would make an interesting series.

10706412
It would probably be the same as if Celestia or Luna got it on with a pony in modern times; they're probably everyone's great50 grandmother by now, except I forgot they were sterile up until Anon's petting in the story. But basically that, go back enough generations and everyone is related somehow.

Pregnant ponies need extra pettin'. :pinkiehappy:

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How does one "get used" to being responsible for far more children than is physically possible for any one individual to care for? Unless the Mirror Pool works on humans, he's going to be an absentee father to at least most of those foals.

10706527
Schedule it like school periods, batch of kids at a time. Teach 'em all the same things, play a game together, do lunch, whatever. Not the same as one-on-one, but a hell of a lot better than nothing.

This Anon is the Great Khan of Equestria, huh?

So wait, if petting causes pregnancy, then what does a proper shagging cause?!

And... And oh no... Did ... Has he kept his hands off the Cutie Mark Crusaders?!

10706470
But that'll make them more pregnant.

10706940
If that was the case. Twilight is going to have lots of foals.


10706389
They probably will. But I think this best left as a short one-shot.


10706412
I don't know about making a sequel series. I'm not sure if I have the skill, at least not without help.


10706470
And make them even more pregnant. XD.


10706670
That could work. He would probably have to get Twilight or some other powerful magic user to cast some spell to protect his kids to stop them getting pregnant if he were just to pet them. Petting isn't really sexual in nature, so not like it's abuse.


10706811
That would be accidental foalcon. That would probably break the man. He will probably need somepony to cast an abortion spell to stop that form happening. They are foals, they should not behaving kids at their age.

Golly gee, i found this fic very humourous. It would be my best interest to know who created this

10706984
It's me... Bendy.

It far different than the normal stories I make most of the time.

Can we get a continuation of this

10707004
I am not sure about making one. Not sure if I have the skill to do so. Hopefully, it can at least inspire others to make one of their own with this story's premise.

That said, I might make one regardless at some point. But this was meant to be overall short one-shot.

This was a beyond epically fun and funny read I hope there's will be a sequel with him actually banging his harem.

10707012
They will need to magically enhance him to handle so much butt.

Funny story. Honestly not the kind of petting I was expecting.

10707013
True maybe give alicorn stamina and male alicorn size

You would kill yourself. But there was no escape from this nightmare, it seemed. You were doomed to be nagged by horse women, and deal with smelly diapers. The horror.

'Nagged'... By 'horse woman' :rainbowlaugh:

immortality spell

A certain someone on /mlp/ RGRE will be happy.

10707408
I have no real idea who's that. Sarcastic Brony?

10706964
At first, your response does not answer the question... But then instead of "would' you said "WILL" need to get abortifacient spells cast!

In other words he doesn't know yet .-.

What counts as a pet? How long do you need to rub a certain area to be considered a pet? Can you prevent pregnancy by stop petting and continuing the process similar to how males slow down to prevent ejaculation? Does petting work on anywhere on the body or at specific parts?

I know this is a one shot, but this logic is interesting. might make more questions if i feel like it.

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I am not sure about making one. Not sure if I have the skill to do so. Hopefully, it can at least inspire others to make one of their own with this story's premise.

That said, I might make one regardless at some point. But this was meant to be overall short one-shot.

Well, as I've said, the only real solution for giving all of those foals a proper father figure is to grossly misuse the mirror pool. That could be a sweet premise for a sequel, possibly with the original sneaking off to parts unknown.

Huk

Damn, that was nice :rainbowlaugh:. Poor (?) Anon though :unsuresweetie:

Que historia eh jajaja... buena 👍

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