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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Comments ( 19 )

… um? Well that happened.

Well played.

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Just something I threw together for the new year. Like most of my stories.

Lyra dared to believe if ponies had not found human technology, ponies would still be just fucking around banging rocks

there's a double meaning to this isn't there.

Okay! What a riveting tale this is XD:rainbowlaugh:

What did I just... Why?

Wold those be Tolkien dwarfs, D&D dwarves or GW dwarves?

11105008
It could be interpreted that way.



11105027
Glad you enjoyed it. Was fun to write.


11105033
Because me... Bendy.


11105043
I like Tolkien dwarfs best. So, at the very least close to those.

Huk

Makes me wonder if that works in reverse... if I masturbate enough to pony-human porn, will Lyra come to rescue me :trixieshiftright:?

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We can only hope.

Huk

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Well, I guess there is only one way to find out... :trollestia:

11105043
GW stole so much from Tolkien that they can be the same things in early editions it feels like.

NBQ

It was strange... as always .

"...all was well with Lyra and the Dwarves, until further research on their part discovered she'd also been masturbating to Elves on the Internet..."

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Them fancy pointy ears not manly enough for Lyra. She wants real men with big beards. Dwarves.

Didn't check who the author was, but as soon as I read about the dwarf popping out of the ground, I fucking knew it. Bendy you are too good.

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I'll help!

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The first warning sign should be talking about Lyra's foal-bearing hips.

I'll help!

You have my axe.

Huk

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But... if someone helps, will that even count :pinkiegasp:? Well, I guess there is only one way to find out :pinkiecrazy:

*<>* What a splendid work of craftsmanship
12/10

De lo más aleatorio que e leido en mí vida

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