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oopsie i think i have a typo in the title
Instructions unclear: Fic now has flaming cancer.
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Flaming cancer is bad. So bad that I actually wrote a ponyfic about curing cancer.
- MLP: FiM
- Sad
- Slice of Life
I am a unicorn living on Earth. I use my magic to cure human cancer.Pinkie should also serve Poutine.
Its a Canadian dish.
French Fries, Cheddar Cheese curds and Gravy.
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it's not Canadian it's Québecois
Oh right I forgot... Kirins are Asians.
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Only implicitly, but it's my personal headcanon.
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But it makes sense. Kirins mainly exist in Asian culture.
Well well well
look who found out
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actualy your thinking of the neighponese (mistmane's people, long legs, curved horns)
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which is part of Canadia.
I had Poutine when I went to Niagara Falls when I was a kid. Sounds weird but like the Loco Moco is pretty good, and fairly simple to make, but difficult to master. The trick in both cases is the gravy and the other spices to balance it.
8 oz. of noodles but 1 cup of cabbage
So it's more cabbage then noodles?
Are you sure you don't mean 1 ounce of cabbage?
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Well yeah, but kirins usually exist in Chinese and Asian mythology.
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Because someone way back when was very bad at describing a giraffe.
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Kirins look more like dragons than giraffes actually.
and beforw you say language- shit isn't even that bad of a curse word...
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I know, right? Then again, what in China looks anything like a giraffe for them to compare it to?
(For the record, I am describing the ACTUAL means by which the kirin were invented)
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I searched it up and apparently, "Kirin" is the Japanese version of "Qilin". It just so happened to evolve from associating the word to a "dragon deer horse" to becoming the Japanese word for giraffe.
Edit: I just researched it again and apparently in the 1400's, the Chinese traveler, Zheng He, captured two giraffes, brought them back to China, and called them "qilins". Before that, kirins already existed in Chinese mythology as a "dragon deer horse".
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8 oz avoirdupois = 224g
1 cup = 8 fluid ounces
Also I literally made up those recipe measurements on the spot so I can't attest to their accuracy.
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Thanks, glad you liked it.
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Ahaha, someone got the ending joke
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I'm a US citizen, but I've read enough Polandball to know that this a'int gonna end well.
Jokes aside, thank you for staying civil in the comments.
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I'm pretty sure the cup only exists in US customary units, not avoirdupois; why are you mixing the two? Yes, I'm aware the dry ounce is equal in both.
And measuring (presumably shredded) cabbage by fluid volume? Is that normal in the US? That's going to vary a lot depending on how finely chopped and how tightly packed. Or do you intend carving a chunk from the whole cabbage of the correct volume?
Isn't dashi a broth? Last I checked you can't chop liquids. Actually, scratch that, I forgot to apply Pinkie physics. She'll probably manage it somehow.
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Dashi comes in shaved flakes that you boil in water to make a stock. It's technically dried and shaved bonito (a type of fish).
dreamsofdashi.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Dashi_Ingredients-small.jpg
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i am big brain
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Bonito flakes aren't dashi though, they are an ingredient from which dashi is made.
So when I decided to actually use the speak thing, its pretty bad.
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" Kay why ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ad nauseum"
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The key word is that it is "enhanced," not necessarily better.
TBH though the first time I listened to the KYAAAAA on text-to-speech I was using headphones and my eardrums suffered.
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i had headphones on too, Not the worst thing ive ever heard. (hamsterdance is leagues below this) but I feel your pain
Forgot to post it outside of PMs but have a story reading by one lispy vtuber boio.
Since no one else commented on one particular clever use of text-to-speech, I wanted to commend you first generally for your cleverness and parody but specifically with the aural experimentation you implemented by transmogrifying Awesome into umami!
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Appreciate the compliment but not sure if I can take credit for that. The text-to-speech program recently got an upgrade (with different voices and adjustable speed) and so the audio playback is different now then it was when I published it. In any case I never intended for it to sound like "umami", but listening to it I agree with you.
This shit is perfect man
Masterpiece!
In West Virginia the insurance would last like a day