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anonpencil


Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Comments ( 23 )

9227013
I hope you choke on beans.

you people have ruined chili for me

Majin Syeekoh
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...this is Beanis vore.

You've made me a very happy man.

Majin Syeekoh
Moderator

9227039
You should be.

:applejackunsure: "I had the weirdest dream. I was eatin' this enchilada in a purple tortilla*... Where the hay's Twilight?"
:twilightangry2: "Coming out of the shower. You are lucky I can teleport, missy!"

* Note: Applejack pronounced this "tor-till-uh," much to the shame of her aunt Apple Empanada.

9227039
This was actually interesting. and to mikesnipe

9227013

But that's not always a bad thing. :twilightsmile:

The very moment I saw the word "beans" in the short description, I thought I was hoping against hope.

I've never been so happy to be wrong. :pinkiecrazy:

9227139
Not sure if I should say thank you or scream "Stranger Danger!" :rainbowlaugh: But thanks.

9227176
Know anyone who can make a Pony tones version of this?

I'd say poor Twilight, but you brought this on yourself.

Majin Syeekoh
Moderator

9227242
I am every man.

9227256
It's all in you? Anything we want done, baby?

So let me get this straight ...

Twilight nasally penetrates Applejack. Applejack eats Twilight.
Literally.

Truly, this is a masterpiece!

I hope Milk really likes beans.

This is like an allegory for the state of man. We are but tiny beings, energetically fucking the nostril of the world until it swallows us whole.

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